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[_emilyhaines]

Fuckin-a.

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[amy_millan]

I'm flattered.

[_emilyhaines]

Don't be. I needed someone around to make me look cool.

[amy_millan]

I'll do my best to sing tales of your positive attributes for your other little friends.

I am so much cooler than you are.

[_emilyhaines]

Mmm. Remember the time you tripped in the cafeteria and spilled your entire lunch on some poor kid's head? Don't fool yourself.

[amy_millan]

That was hilarious, and I'm sure I made a witty comment after the event. You're jealous because you would never show your face again after starring in such a dramatically interesting event.

[_emilyhaines]

I would kick whomever witnessed it in the face until they swore never to speak of it again.

[amy_millan]

You've always been such a charming girl.

[_emilyhaines]

Don't you forget it in your Alzheimer's-induced haze.

[amy_millan]

Uncalled for, you whippersnapper.

[_emilyhaines]

Spring chicken, I think is the correct term.

[amy_millan]

Similar terms, but yours lacks the cheery bounce I was looking for. "Chicken" just doens't roll off the tongue.

[_emilyhaines]

Bawk, bawk.

Gods forbid your tongue would be inconvenienced.

[amy_millan]

Please refrain from the farmyard noises.

The English language alters itself to suit my tongue, as well you should know.

[_emilyhaines]

That's not what you said five years ago, baby.

Entire civilizations have aligned themselves with it. Doesn't mean I have to.