Suck my dick, poetry

Jan 15, 2006 06:29

I don't expect this post will be there for much longer, but anyway, while it is. Of course I haven't saved it into a text tile, what kind of loser do you think I am ( Read more... )

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_emilydickinson January 16 2006, 09:42:47 UTC
Absolutely. We (that is as in the fake journals) all got banned from greatpoets first. Only after a few hysterically ridiculous posts which have mostly been deleted but of course are on my computer. I think the mods realized then that most of the fakes (although they're not all *mine*) are in my community abstract_fakers - apparently they went through every single name in that memberlist and banned every one! Even the ones who weren't fake - I had some 'real' LJ friends in there.

Things got out of hand at the start when our dear anne_bradstreet posted the entire Beowulf in original language (dialect, whatever) but had to do it over 2 or 3 posts because it was so long. Everyone nearly died because we didn't use LJ-cuts *gasp*

I had another fake journal left in there so she posted the longest Anne Sexton poem she could find and didn't cut it, but asked for help with LJ cuts because she didn't know how to do them (she said). She did get a lot of help, including people telling her how to go back into the post and edit it with the cuts. Of course she couldn't grasp that, so she just posted the whole thing again, using one of the suggested cuts but putting in the wrong HTML so the cut didn't work.

Oh how I laughed. I am very mature.

I think most of us have since been banned from sylvia_plath too, for similar reasons. I like being banned from poetry and Sylvia communities because they're my two main interests and it gives me a kick for some reason to get booted out. Like I care.

(that was from opheliablue, by the way, she just can't be bothered getting up yet, as usual).

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opheliablue January 16 2006, 09:51:22 UTC
Get lost. I'm outside putting out the charity shop bags with the clothes etc. in them.

By the way, I hear that you were mentioned in a 'women poets' section on 'Jeopardy' the other night. The answer being something about this woman poet having 7 poems published during her lifetime.

*dies laughing*

Why, of course I wouldn't think of saying mine is up to 9 now - and I am still alive.

*HUGZ*

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hennepin January 17 2006, 03:47:42 UTC
Awww, I'm sorry I missed the Beowulf incident -- I love to see feeble-minded people self-destruct because they can't handle random bits of silliness.

Alleged actors and poets must be quite similar, because the actors' community is often eaten up with petty misunderstandings and outrageously delusional behavior! They're all too busy wearing black to see the joke.

Do you think opheliablue would be irritated if I added her to my friends' list? I'm a late-riser too, you see.

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_emilydickinson January 17 2006, 03:58:04 UTC
I'm sure you wouldn't be, she's too stupid to notice anything much.

Also, though, she actually lives in England (I live there temporarily with her at the moment - although we are both moving to America soon to get married. Well, ok, she is getting married. I'm not sure if I am since she stole the person I had intended to marry.) In other words she tends to be a stupidly early riser, which is why she's been sitting here writing an email since 3am and is about to go to bed.

She claims that I get drunk a lot and roll in at 5am and wake her up, by singing loudly. I do not believe that.

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_emilydickinson January 17 2006, 03:59:34 UTC
...she wouldn't be, I meant. I'm drunk. Except I don't get drunk.

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