Truth Be Told...I'm Going To Be President!!!
As I am sure you are aware, anne_bradstreet will be running as a presidential candidate.
I know I speak for all us when I say that this would be a catastrophe for our country.
I for one will not stand by and let it happen.
I except all of you good people to get behind me (you usually do anyway!!!!!!)
Therefore I am also putting myself forward as a candidate.
Might I remind you of the following things, to start off with:
- I am in favor of the open and frequent use of drugs.
- I am in favor of lots of sex at any time of the day or not.
- Men who do not give the women they are having sex with orgasms will have to seek terribly embarrassing therapy for it and confess all on 'Oprah Winfrey.'
- There will be enough bottles of Lucozade to keep Opheliablue supplied all year round.
- I will reinstate smoking in all public places. In fact, I will go further and ban NON smokers from entering these places. If they wish to shop there, they will have to smoke.
- Free underwear for women.
- Free sanitary products.
- Free men for women.
This is just a taster of what is still to come.
I do not like to engage in slanging matches with the other candidates, but I must point out that if you read anne_bradstreet's journal, you would witness her steal a sex 'toy' for her own use, without even a thank you. She has had numerous affairs and she cannot count.
I know I speak for all us when I say that this would be a catastrophe for our country.
I for one will not stand by and let it happen.
I except all of you good people to get behind me (you usually do anyway!!!!!!)
Therefore I am also putting myself forward as a candidate.
Might I remind you of the following things, to start off with:
- I am in favor of the open and frequent use of drugs.
- I am in favor of lots of sex at any time of the day or not.
- Men who do not give the women they are having sex with orgasms will have to seek terribly embarrassing therapy for it and confess all on 'Oprah Winfrey.'
- There will be enough bottles of Lucozade to keep Opheliablue supplied all year round.
- I will reinstate smoking in all public places. In fact, I will go further and ban NON smokers from entering these places. If they wish to shop there, they will have to smoke.
- Free underwear for women.
- Free sanitary products.
- Free men for women.
This is just a taster of what is still to come.
I do not like to engage in slanging matches with the other candidates, but I must point out that if you read anne_bradstreet's journal, you would witness her steal a sex 'toy' for her own use, without even a thank you. She has had numerous affairs and she cannot count.