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I don't know why interviews make me so nervous- they don't seem to bother anyone else, especially if they're applying for a job as a porn sales rep. Harhar, yuh, don't ask. It pays 10 an hour, everybody's really laid back and I guess I don't really mind helping customers discern the difference between the anal bead assortments.. heh?
My mom's gonna kill me.
Oh, and that nose ring I told you all about is really a pain- like an idiot, I tried to change it ( apparently you're supposed to wait like 4 months before doing so *cough*) and I couldn't get the screw back in. I tried to do this before work, mind you, so on the way to the office, I've got half a ring hanging out of my nostril. (I'd never felt so classy in my entire life)
Once i actually gettt to work, I sit in the bathroom for 45 mins trying my dmaned hardest to get it back in when i finally come to the conclusion that it must've healed up. Soooo like any intelligent human being would do, I go and get a paper clip to ram up my nostril until I can find a friend to help me shove the ring back in. 20 phone calls and hours of embarrassment later- ( I had to walk around with a paper clip up my nose all day- People either asked what the hell it was there for or just tried to ignore it completely...I think I'm more thankful for the ppl that asked...)
I go to my piercer as a last resort hooppinngg that maybe he can help me, but he's busy doing a tattoo so I go home where Jackie tries, once again to put it in. By this time my nose is swollen and bleeding, I look like an angry jewish person,( no offense)annndd to top it off, I have to go to dinner with my friend's parents in about 20mins. Soooo really quick I ask my friend if she has any hoops earrings- she gives me a massive gold one and I maneuver it through and bam! am ready for dinner.
I still look like a bull though.
Ugh.
My mom's gonna kill me.
Oh, and that nose ring I told you all about is really a pain- like an idiot, I tried to change it ( apparently you're supposed to wait like 4 months before doing so *cough*) and I couldn't get the screw back in. I tried to do this before work, mind you, so on the way to the office, I've got half a ring hanging out of my nostril. (I'd never felt so classy in my entire life)
Once i actually gettt to work, I sit in the bathroom for 45 mins trying my dmaned hardest to get it back in when i finally come to the conclusion that it must've healed up. Soooo like any intelligent human being would do, I go and get a paper clip to ram up my nostril until I can find a friend to help me shove the ring back in. 20 phone calls and hours of embarrassment later- ( I had to walk around with a paper clip up my nose all day- People either asked what the hell it was there for or just tried to ignore it completely...I think I'm more thankful for the ppl that asked...)
I go to my piercer as a last resort hooppinngg that maybe he can help me, but he's busy doing a tattoo so I go home where Jackie tries, once again to put it in. By this time my nose is swollen and bleeding, I look like an angry jewish person,( no offense)annndd to top it off, I have to go to dinner with my friend's parents in about 20mins. Soooo really quick I ask my friend if she has any hoops earrings- she gives me a massive gold one and I maneuver it through and bam! am ready for dinner.
I still look like a bull though.
Ugh.