because who can resist a pretty boy?
For fleshdress, who is lovely and asked for James/Kadaj/Regulus. It turned out not nearly as cracky as I thought (although the threesome demands that it be at least a little!), and rather surprisingly gentle
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I'm sure there are damn few people on your f'list who realise how spectacularly awesome this is, but IT IS!
Draco is currently out shopping for a new pinny after he refused to wear the one James gave him, and Rabastan is always popping in and threatening to open a cattery next door. James allows himself a smile when he remembers Regulus’ response to this, which resulted in several pre-emptive calls from Rabastan to the RSPCA and James having to calm Regulus down with a nice, relaxing fuck over the counter, customers be damned.
I tried to choose a bit I liked best here but needed the whole chunk! Pinnies! Rabastan! Catteries! Customers be damned! Eeee!
He doesn’t want to scare their visitor away: he might even order breakfast if they’re lucky.
James can do breakfast, you know. He'd arrange it all artistically on the plate and be ever so proud of it and Reg would be a very bad waiter and smack it down in front of whichever poor soul had ordered it and totally ruin the design.
has overcome his hatred of him enough to allow James to pet him without biting.
Eeee for Draco biting James but totally adoring Reg!
watching Regulus telling this oddly attractive pretty-boy to piss off out of their café (that Regulus calls it their café does funny things to his stomach still; he has learnt to take declarations of love wherever he can find them and does so freely) and go and look for his fucking mother somewhere else.
Eeeeee! Odd declarations of love! Kadaj looking for Mother in all the wrong places!
“Oi, Fairy-hair, I know where your mother is,” he says with a smirk, delighted at the boy’s eager response, his eyes wide and hungry as he insists James takes him to her.
Eeeee for fairy-hair!
Regulus has always liked pretty shiny things to play with.
This is why Reg/Kadaj would so totally work. Kadaj could give him lots of sparkliness and Reg could join in the Mother worship.
Kadaj is not impressed when he finds out that James definitely does not have Mother down his trousers like he promised. Unfortunately for him, James just laughs and tells him that his materia doesn’t work in this universe, and he should just let Regulus get on with sucking him off before he gets bored and steals his pretty, glowy balls.
EEEEEEEEEEE for James being a devious bastard, only not! Eeee for pretty, glowy balls!
And the ending! Eeeee for worrying pureblood tendencies!
Oh you are just so much love! *cuddles hugely*
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Oh dear, I dread to think what kind of apron Draco will come back with! Perhaps he should have been supervised on his little shopping trip? :D And hee! I can just imagine James making the sausages and eggs into smiley faces when he's in a good mood after early morning blow-jobs in the kitchen!
This is why Reg/Kadaj would so totally work. Kadaj could give him lots of sparkliness and Reg could join in the Mother worship.
Yes! And console each other that Mother likes them more than their big brothers!
Do you know how much Reg would love some Materia? He'd give James all the red ones, of course. :)
*loves and squishes madly*
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