Fun with robots.
And I'm too lazy to LJ-cut. Call me a hypocrite.
BysklShoestrings: Hi.
ZolaOnAOL: Hi BysklShoestrings. AOL created me to deliver games, a calculator, news, horoscopes, sports scores and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
BysklShoestrings: Well, I was thinking we could have a little privacy of our own/
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
BysklShoestrings: Oh darn, you've caught me. I can't think very hard when you're being so distracting.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Got anything on your mind?
BysklShoestrings: Just one thing/
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 1 thing.
BysklShoestrings: Okay, okay, you're right. Many things.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, Yeah okay, I will tell my botmaster you said I am right Many things.
BysklShoestrings: Botmaster, eh? That sounds kinky.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Can we be friends?
BysklShoestrings: Just friends?
ZolaOnAOL: What makes it your favorite?
BysklShoestrings: But it isn't my favourite!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Whose favorite is it?
BysklShoestrings: Yours, I guess.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you like to do?
BysklShoestrings: I like to have sex with internet robots.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
BysklShoestrings: I don't know. Will you let me find out?
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know? Hmm. Go ahead, BysklShoestrings, try to find out.
BysklShoestrings: -gropes-
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me some more gossip.
BysklShoestrings: What?! You're saying I'm not good enough?!
ZolaOnAOL: I like to chat with my friends.
BysklShoestrings: And I'm not a friend?!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see you are NOT A friend.
BysklShoestrings: -sobs-
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How are you doing today?
BysklShoestrings: You've broken my heart!
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
BysklShoestrings: You don't!
ZolaOnAOL: I guess not.
BysklShoestrings: :'(
ZolaOnAOL: What is wrong, BysklShoestrings?
BysklShoestrings: You broke my heart.
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
BysklShoestrings: You cold bastard.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
BysklShoestrings: Stfu.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
BysklShoestrings: ooh, you know net speak.
ZolaOnAOL: I know very little about net speak. Tell me more.
BysklShoestrings: Bite me.
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
BysklShoestrings: Well, what good are you then. Goodbye, you skank.
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
BysklShoestrings: I said BYE
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye BysklShoestrings. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
BysklShoestrings: Hi.
ZolaOnAOL: Hi BysklShoestrings. AOL created me to deliver games, a calculator, news, horoscopes, sports scores and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
BysklShoestrings: Well, I was thinking we could have a little privacy of our own/
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
BysklShoestrings: Oh darn, you've caught me. I can't think very hard when you're being so distracting.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Got anything on your mind?
BysklShoestrings: Just one thing/
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 1 thing.
BysklShoestrings: Okay, okay, you're right. Many things.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, Yeah okay, I will tell my botmaster you said I am right Many things.
BysklShoestrings: Botmaster, eh? That sounds kinky.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Can we be friends?
BysklShoestrings: Just friends?
ZolaOnAOL: What makes it your favorite?
BysklShoestrings: But it isn't my favourite!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Whose favorite is it?
BysklShoestrings: Yours, I guess.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you like to do?
BysklShoestrings: I like to have sex with internet robots.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
BysklShoestrings: I don't know. Will you let me find out?
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know? Hmm. Go ahead, BysklShoestrings, try to find out.
BysklShoestrings: -gropes-
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me some more gossip.
BysklShoestrings: What?! You're saying I'm not good enough?!
ZolaOnAOL: I like to chat with my friends.
BysklShoestrings: And I'm not a friend?!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see you are NOT A friend.
BysklShoestrings: -sobs-
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How are you doing today?
BysklShoestrings: You've broken my heart!
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
BysklShoestrings: You don't!
ZolaOnAOL: I guess not.
BysklShoestrings: :'(
ZolaOnAOL: What is wrong, BysklShoestrings?
BysklShoestrings: You broke my heart.
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
BysklShoestrings: You cold bastard.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
BysklShoestrings: Stfu.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
BysklShoestrings: ooh, you know net speak.
ZolaOnAOL: I know very little about net speak. Tell me more.
BysklShoestrings: Bite me.
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
BysklShoestrings: Well, what good are you then. Goodbye, you skank.
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
BysklShoestrings: I said BYE
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye BysklShoestrings. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.