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So ulcer medication is working out well. There is still pain, but it is not every night like I used to have and the pain I have now is on a much lesser scale.
Idiot gastro guy said "Muscle pain. Try these muscle relaxers."
Uhm...I just told you that the ulcer stuff I'm on is helping. Where the fuck does "muscle pain" come in?
Oh...right...because the AREA that you were PUSHING ON THE HARDEST because it was CLOSEST TO YOU and I was STILL IN GENERAL PAIN FROM THE WEEKEND I'D HAD was on my SIDE...NOT on my digestive regions. Go back to medical school. That's NOT where the most of the pain is when it occurs and if you'd LISTEN to me instead of ASSUMING from PRODDING AT ME LIKE A DEAD COW CARCASS maybe you'd GET THAT.
Whatever. It was a visit with my non-normal gastro guy because my sister the nurse insisted that since I'd been in the ER I needed a quicker appointment. When I go to my REAL gastro who's NOT an idiot he'll know how to take care of my ULCER.
Speaking of stress....
Anyone know what caffeine withdrawal feels like? Because it sucks. Bad. Two weeks now, no caffeine. And I can't have any until the ulcers are all gone. Same goes for ibuprofen, and considering that Tylenol stopped working for me I dunno...when I was like in the womb...my next period is gonna suck hardcore. Maybe I should lock myself in a holding cell for the next week...
You only THINK I'm kidding.
But they'd have to lock Mark in there with me...being held regularly is all that is currently keeping me from homicide.
P.S. ~ Twelve year olds should be banned from Victoria's Secret on basis of annoyance alone. "Teehehehehehe look at this one! omg i DARE you to get it! omg no YOU get it! OMG YOU PICKED IT UP! tehehehehehehe"
This conversation I listened to from THREE DIFFERENT GROUPS...at THREE DIFFERENT TIMES.
It's underwear people. Buy it or don't buy it. There are perfectly acceptable, minimalist style panties directly across from where you're standing if you're soooooooooo weirded out by the really cute stuff. And frankly, if you stopped freaking out from touching the CLEAN COTTON FABRIC it would make my job easier because then the low-rise bikinis wouldn't be in with the low-rise thongs and the stringy stuff wouldn't get all tangled.
Sorry...had to vent a little.
Idiot gastro guy said "Muscle pain. Try these muscle relaxers."
Uhm...I just told you that the ulcer stuff I'm on is helping. Where the fuck does "muscle pain" come in?
Oh...right...because the AREA that you were PUSHING ON THE HARDEST because it was CLOSEST TO YOU and I was STILL IN GENERAL PAIN FROM THE WEEKEND I'D HAD was on my SIDE...NOT on my digestive regions. Go back to medical school. That's NOT where the most of the pain is when it occurs and if you'd LISTEN to me instead of ASSUMING from PRODDING AT ME LIKE A DEAD COW CARCASS maybe you'd GET THAT.
Whatever. It was a visit with my non-normal gastro guy because my sister the nurse insisted that since I'd been in the ER I needed a quicker appointment. When I go to my REAL gastro who's NOT an idiot he'll know how to take care of my ULCER.
Speaking of stress....
Anyone know what caffeine withdrawal feels like? Because it sucks. Bad. Two weeks now, no caffeine. And I can't have any until the ulcers are all gone. Same goes for ibuprofen, and considering that Tylenol stopped working for me I dunno...when I was like in the womb...my next period is gonna suck hardcore. Maybe I should lock myself in a holding cell for the next week...
You only THINK I'm kidding.
But they'd have to lock Mark in there with me...being held regularly is all that is currently keeping me from homicide.
P.S. ~ Twelve year olds should be banned from Victoria's Secret on basis of annoyance alone. "Teehehehehehe look at this one! omg i DARE you to get it! omg no YOU get it! OMG YOU PICKED IT UP! tehehehehehehe"
This conversation I listened to from THREE DIFFERENT GROUPS...at THREE DIFFERENT TIMES.
It's underwear people. Buy it or don't buy it. There are perfectly acceptable, minimalist style panties directly across from where you're standing if you're soooooooooo weirded out by the really cute stuff. And frankly, if you stopped freaking out from touching the CLEAN COTTON FABRIC it would make my job easier because then the low-rise bikinis wouldn't be in with the low-rise thongs and the stringy stuff wouldn't get all tangled.
Sorry...had to vent a little.