ugh

Nov 15, 2008 00:23

i hate when you put food in your mouth, it's half-chewed and your nose starts a-tickling, nostrils a-flaring, and all of a sudden "ACHOO!" and out spews your half-eaten ding dong into your hand

i also hate inappropriate commercials. like, tampon commercials played on spike tv, and that old person life saving buzzer thing commercial with the grandma sprawled on the floor reaching for someone/something that isn't there that they play on mtv.

lastly, i hate guys that talk to you with dip in their mouths, or just chew it in general. as if their nearly castrating dungarees aren't attractive enough, they then force you to stare at the gruesome black/green/shit wad in their mouth as you wait and hope he's done talking soon before the dribble starts to make its way out of his mouth. once you go spic you never go hick.
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