-the basics-
name: Katie
age: 17
where you at?: Harker Heights, Texas.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: supa fly.
-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) I pretty much hate it. It's not even easier to say.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I can queef on command.
do you clap after really good movies: Not usually.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Nope.
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: I don't write "I don't read..." When filling out "books" sections of things.
-favorites-
bands/artists: Regina Spektor, Murder By Death, Bright Eyes, William Shatner.
album: Fevers and Mirrors (Bright Eyes), EP LP (Subhumans), Transatlanticism (Death Cab)
films: Happenstance, Love and Death, Dr. Strangelove
books: Atlas Shrugged, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Notes From Underground
bond: Connery. Definetly coolest voice.
batman: Adam West! Hands down. That guy is insane.
-versus-
kanye vs. talib: Uh. Talib..
lennon vs. mccartney: McCartney.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan. Better hair.
ac vs. dc: AC.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: I'm gunna go with shaking it like a polaroid picture, while drinking bacardi, on by birthday.
the office vs. office space: Office Space.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex and The City.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Uncle Jesse. I think he experienced more of the mullet; That's always fun.
-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: the best.
the handicapped: occassionally.
different races: Of course.
different religions: Only Scientology.
the elderly: Yes, unless it's an old couple. That's sweet, no matter how gross.
poor people: Especially hobos.