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[_elemmire]

::watches infomercials on her uncanonical television from the comfort of her tub, not minding the amalgamation of cigarette butts, match sticks and crumpled up papers she has wasted while trying to come up with another epic::

::wonders what the world is like outside::

...

::decides to take a sneak peek and steps out of her tub, unaware of her

Comments

[lord_glorfi]

Changed her icons [...]

Your mun and mine could start a club.

[_elemmire]

o_O

Huh, whatwhere? What's wrong? Who'reyou?

[The girl may be clueless but I say yeah to that club. Changing icons is fun and does wonders for a character. :P]

[lord_glorfi]

Nice bathtub. ;)

[_elemmire]

Oh, it's an antique. Quite delectable and comfortable, keeps water hot for a long time. It also has aneat little rack to hold expensive toiletries and bath oils.

...

::fixes you with suspicious eyes::

You're not a tub snatcher, are you? If you are then all I can say is there's help available for the likes of you and it's nothing to be ashamed about.

[lord_glorfi]

You better WATCH out, missy, before I just carry that tub right out from under your butt nose.

[_elemmire]

Hey now! The world does not need this hostility! I do not deserve to be a target of such hideous threats! I can buy you your own tub, if you want. JUST because I don't want your paws on mine.

I have divorce money.

::tilts up her face rather proudly::

[lord_glorfi]

I was JOKING. As IF anyone would actually steal a bathtub, really.

. . .

Er. . .come to think of it, I don't think I'm even IN your bathroom as this whole conversation started as a kinda-sorta mun remark. But if I WAS in your bathroom, I'd point out that your bubbles need refreshing.

[_elemmire]

They would steal MY bathtub. it has platinum fittings.

...yeah, you're not in my bathroom and unless you have a palantir, you have no idea of knowing what sort of lavis bathroom it is soo...muns are ridiculous creatures. ecks dee.