This entire thread both explains so much, relieves me to incredible degrees, and also makes me want to curl up with a stuffed animal and cry
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There's no such thing as 'identical twins' in this world, darling.
I'm sorry? I didn't really hand you over to them myself. I gave you to Elrond and Celebrian who then opted to give you to Arwen and Aragorn because they needed an heir... I didn't know of this until later. Much later.
There. That ought to be enough to give you solid square meals for the next ten years of your life. A good portion of the contents in my bank account too.
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At least now I know why I look nothing like Aragorn.
...dorito? *offers*
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Ahh, thank you. *takes*
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Why, god, why did you hand me over to the worst parents ever to crawl out of the primordial slime?
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I'm sorry? I didn't really hand you over to them myself. I gave you to Elrond and Celebrian who then opted to give you to Arwen and Aragorn because they needed an heir... I didn't know of this until later. Much later.
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How old are you? You can't be older than, say, fourteen?
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*writes you a cheque*
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There. That ought to be enough to give you solid square meals for the next ten years of your life. A good portion of the contents in my bank account too.
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