People of Earth, your attention, please.
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Greetings.
This is a recorded announcement as we are all out at the moment.
The Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed
visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed.
If you would like to leave your name and a planet where
you can be contacted, kindly do so at the tone.
Slartibartfast: That's Frank.
Marvin: Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.