Eight ways to be the "perfect woman"
1. Learning to enjoy cleaning up after people makes for easier living.
2. Make sure you are able to cook at least 14 different meals.
3. Stay pure and untainted while being completely sexually willing and able at the same time.
4. Be sure to keep fit, make sure you never gain any unsightly flab.
5. If needed apply breast enhancers generously. If financially able consider breast augmentation.
6. Keep hair long and lustrous. Shampoo once at least every two days.
7. Be sure to wax or shave any unsightly hair under arms, legs, bikini area, or even upper lip or chin.
8. Try not to use profanity or any unattractive language.
I suppose they forgot that we are human... times change.
2. Make sure you are able to cook at least 14 different meals.
3. Stay pure and untainted while being completely sexually willing and able at the same time.
4. Be sure to keep fit, make sure you never gain any unsightly flab.
5. If needed apply breast enhancers generously. If financially able consider breast augmentation.
6. Keep hair long and lustrous. Shampoo once at least every two days.
7. Be sure to wax or shave any unsightly hair under arms, legs, bikini area, or even upper lip or chin.
8. Try not to use profanity or any unattractive language.
I suppose they forgot that we are human... times change.