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Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, Media Player?
The Pixies, "Planet of Sound"
Makes sense I guess, sound is the only aspect of my life that the Media Player is privy to.
Will I have a happy life?
Mystery Science Theater - "Sodium"
Haha, I guess a sodium-filled life is a happy life.
What do my friends really think of me?
McLusky "Your Children Are Waiting For You To Die"
HA! Wow what brutal honesty from the Media Player.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Smashing Pumpkins "Luna"
"I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you, with you" I guess that's a yes!
How can I make myself happy?
The Breeders "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
No, Media Player....no, no. Bad Media Player.
(Ok I swear this is totally random and there's like 200 songs in my player. This one is pretty freaking eerie.)
What should I do with my life?
Bright Eyes "Down a Rabbit Hole"
Sounds good to me.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Stina Nordenstam "People Are Strange"
Yep. Uh...does my computer need an exorcism?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Goldfrapp "Ride A White Horse"
I. Swear. I. Am. Not. Making. This. Up.
Will I ever have children?
Bjork "All is Full of Love"
Cryptic, as Bjork usually is.
Will I die happy?
Dandy Warhols "Cool as Kim Deal"
Hm, Kim Deal isn't dead. But I guess she's pretty happy, being a famous rock star and all? I'll have to ask her.
Can you give me some advice?
Radiohead "Melatonin"
Good advice for not getting sunburned I guess.
Do you know where your children are?
Belly "Untogether"
That's probably good.
What do you think happiness is?
Goldfrapp "Koko"
Right.
What's your favourite fetish?
Echo and the Bunnymen "The Killing Moon"
Whoa creepy.
What is the meaning of life?
Kate Bush "Running Up That Hill"
I'll settle for that. That's rather profound.