the forth...not a whole story. my 4th was fucking nuts
sometime during by drug and booze infused forth of july, jakey shambles and I ended up at the grand america on our bikes. we were waiting outside for carmen who i guess was in a bit of trouble at some party. some drunk bro struts out the front door and asks us if we're there for some party. Jake talked to him in his best impersonation of a manchester accent. He was talking sooo much shit to this guy and the guy had no idea what the hell he was saying. i think jake called him a poofter a few times and the guy just stood there and smiled and laughed.
dude: "i love forigners! Do you guys want to come to my party?"
me: "no man we have more important parties to go to tonight"
jake with accent: "are there any chemicals?"
dude: "what did he say?
me: "are there any drugs..."
dude: "we have weed!"
jake: "weed isn't a drug."
finally carmen pulled up with the car and we started loading our bikes. the whole time this guy was still begging us to go to his party.
dude: "what is your friend."
jake: "he's french."
me(trying to hold a straight face): "im french."
dude: "wow you guys are awesome."
he was totally oblivious to the fact that i didn't even have an accent. but im french and jake is from manchester to where to popular guys and people have to beg us to come to their shitty parties haha. although i probably would have gone and drank all of their alcohol if we didn't already have a shitload. and its much more fun fucking with dudes.
dude: "i love forigners! Do you guys want to come to my party?"
me: "no man we have more important parties to go to tonight"
jake with accent: "are there any chemicals?"
dude: "what did he say?
me: "are there any drugs..."
dude: "we have weed!"
jake: "weed isn't a drug."
finally carmen pulled up with the car and we started loading our bikes. the whole time this guy was still begging us to go to his party.
dude: "what is your friend."
jake: "he's french."
me(trying to hold a straight face): "im french."
dude: "wow you guys are awesome."
he was totally oblivious to the fact that i didn't even have an accent. but im french and jake is from manchester to where to popular guys and people have to beg us to come to their shitty parties haha. although i probably would have gone and drank all of their alcohol if we didn't already have a shitload. and its much more fun fucking with dudes.