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Random Thoughts:
Someday, my roommate is going to wonder why there is a manattee watching her as she sleeps....
I'm about as pregant as you can get without actually BEING pregnant. Ugh.
Boys smell. No, really.
Why is it that guys wouldn't touch me with a 10-foot pole in high school, but now I have like... 3 of them trying to drag me into bed?
Why am I suddenly allergic to food? Why does my body reject any food I eat before 10 pm?
Who invented Easy Mac, and where are they so I can offer them my soul.
Real Chinese food kicks American Chinese food ass. Actually, Real Chinese anything just basically kicks ass.
I really shouldn't be getting so excited over slides showing neural synapses. Its not that exciting... it rocks my world.
I want a pet millipede, and am getting one once I live off-campus. Her name will be Millie, because I am just that creative.
I need to write a book... about my failed efforts to write a book. It'll be fantastic.
He's Danish, and that means he's sweet.
Don't you fucking tell me you are all Big Bad and Grown-up you silly twat, right after we finish up a tickle fight.
Why do I feel like I'm 10? I get to feeling mature, then WHAM I feel like a child. And I want to whack myself everytime I feel that way.
No, manatees and penguins do NOT coexist. Now PLEASE explain to me how you are smarter than me again?...
Bagels rock. Course... the place had to be called EINSTEINS Bagels... what the hell? Did some genius go, "Oh look! Einstein, thats a Jewish name, lets stick that at Brandeis... they'll get a kick out of it." Whatever, the bagels rock. Mmmmm.... salt licks.
How come when making art-themed name tags for the doors I got the GEORGIA O'KEEFE VAGINAL MOTIF?!!! Is my CA trying to tell me something?...
Someday, that manatee is going to drive her bloody crazy... you'll see.
Someday, my roommate is going to wonder why there is a manattee watching her as she sleeps....
I'm about as pregant as you can get without actually BEING pregnant. Ugh.
Boys smell. No, really.
Why is it that guys wouldn't touch me with a 10-foot pole in high school, but now I have like... 3 of them trying to drag me into bed?
Why am I suddenly allergic to food? Why does my body reject any food I eat before 10 pm?
Who invented Easy Mac, and where are they so I can offer them my soul.
Real Chinese food kicks American Chinese food ass. Actually, Real Chinese anything just basically kicks ass.
I really shouldn't be getting so excited over slides showing neural synapses. Its not that exciting... it rocks my world.
I want a pet millipede, and am getting one once I live off-campus. Her name will be Millie, because I am just that creative.
I need to write a book... about my failed efforts to write a book. It'll be fantastic.
He's Danish, and that means he's sweet.
Don't you fucking tell me you are all Big Bad and Grown-up you silly twat, right after we finish up a tickle fight.
Why do I feel like I'm 10? I get to feeling mature, then WHAM I feel like a child. And I want to whack myself everytime I feel that way.
No, manatees and penguins do NOT coexist. Now PLEASE explain to me how you are smarter than me again?...
Bagels rock. Course... the place had to be called EINSTEINS Bagels... what the hell? Did some genius go, "Oh look! Einstein, thats a Jewish name, lets stick that at Brandeis... they'll get a kick out of it." Whatever, the bagels rock. Mmmmm.... salt licks.
How come when making art-themed name tags for the doors I got the GEORGIA O'KEEFE VAGINAL MOTIF?!!! Is my CA trying to tell me something?...
Someday, that manatee is going to drive her bloody crazy... you'll see.