psht! as if they think this is hard?
... yeh I'm joking. I've gone a total of 11 hours without a smoke and i'm already feeling like throwing things at people purely because they exist. its not easy at all. I keep picturing that add where they show the cute little bobble things that go mental when you don't have a cigarette. I don't think there are actual little men inside my brain telling me "SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE" but its much more fun to think of it like that. like it family guy with the subliminal messages ...
"smoke!"
"smoke!"
"Are ya smokin yet?"
hahahaha funny stuff.
This absolute pig of a guy stole my super massive coffee mug. its HUGE and red and has my name written on the bottom and he stole it because he thought it would be funny... yeh you're a regular jerry lewis man! noootttt.T! but its funny because he didn't know I was quitting smoking, and he certainly picked the wrong day/week/month to do it. stay tuned for revenge updates. that mo fo will fucking pay!!!
I was 'sick' on friday... doctors are so freakin awesome when it comes to doctor certificates...
"hey, yeh, I was sick... probably food poisoning or something"
"ya okay now?"
"yeup"
"no problem, I'll just write up that certificate and you can be out of here?"
"yeh great, thanks.... ummm, do I need to slip you a tenner or something?"
"pardon?"
"ooh... i said... you should flip off a plumber or something"
"...."
"you have... beautiful eyes?"
that didn't really happen. but close enough.
I'm scared of my lounge room at the moment.....
"smoke!"
"smoke!"
"Are ya smokin yet?"
hahahaha funny stuff.
This absolute pig of a guy stole my super massive coffee mug. its HUGE and red and has my name written on the bottom and he stole it because he thought it would be funny... yeh you're a regular jerry lewis man! noootttt.T! but its funny because he didn't know I was quitting smoking, and he certainly picked the wrong day/week/month to do it. stay tuned for revenge updates. that mo fo will fucking pay!!!
I was 'sick' on friday... doctors are so freakin awesome when it comes to doctor certificates...
"hey, yeh, I was sick... probably food poisoning or something"
"ya okay now?"
"yeup"
"no problem, I'll just write up that certificate and you can be out of here?"
"yeh great, thanks.... ummm, do I need to slip you a tenner or something?"
"pardon?"
"ooh... i said... you should flip off a plumber or something"
"...."
"you have... beautiful eyes?"
that didn't really happen. but close enough.
I'm scared of my lounge room at the moment.....