KILL ME NOW!

Mar 29, 2007 10:43

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Oh my god, I'm beggin someone, please kill me before the pain takes over my body and I become Painlore, lore of the pain. its seriously the worst pain ever!!!! I think i'm going to pass out from the pain, right here at my desk and then one of my 'coworkers' will find me in a heap on the floor and then they'll buy a poking stick and everyone will take turns to poke me, and then after much tom-foolery with the poking stick, they wil have to call someone in to sweep my remains out onto the front step. Then the company will make a sign that says "she used to work here, until she abused her right to use the internet and we killed her" and the work place will be all the better for it. which is EXACTLY why we can't let that happen. so someone.. .DOOOOO something...
*moaannnn* oh the agony!
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