YAY for Oregon gals!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes.
The second man married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his saw a clean house, the dishes were
done, and she had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Oregon girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher,
and telephone a landscaper!!!!
The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes.
The second man married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his saw a clean house, the dishes were
done, and she had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Oregon girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher,
and telephone a landscaper!!!!