come for the butter, stay for the mints

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Beauty binge! I've reached new highs, and sunk to new lows with my recent binge at the neighborhood Wal-Mart Beauty section (the words Wal-Mart and beauty look so titillating and ironic, sitting next to eachother). Here's what I bought, unabridged

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[anonymous]

Do they sell something that makes you pretty, beacause you need it. That big nose, chin and giantism, not attractive. Poor white trash buys beauty stuff at walmart, so it figures you shop there.

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Very intriguing. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[anonymous]

you make no sense

[beatle_mod]

have half of a monkey testicle and actually say who you are, you intellectually constipated assault on the ocular senses. its candy-assed, dog-raping, frontal-lobe amputees like you that make me projectile vomit.

Ta.

P.S. Sabrina: I'm a huge fan of God Bless The Beatles, and I'm wondering when you will update it. Seriously, your site is my absolute favourite, and thats no lie. Cheers.

[paigeksays]

i love the simpsons