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Aug 21, 2005 04:50

i've discovered why the 2 rooms boarded off in the basement of my house are boarded off... because somebody split the basement in 1/2... i discovered this after kicking down the door into somebody else's house.

i thought it was an old room that was torn apart by students.. oh man, how wrong i was...
through a crack in the door i saw an old bike, a matress and a ton of empty bottles.. i thought it was some old junky's hideout.. little did i know that there was an entrance to a section of the house that i didn't know existed on the side of it...

oh man, i don't know who was more surprised.. me looking up a flight of stairs and seeing a door plus hearing this guy tearing down a staircase... or the guy who just saw some guy in his basement.

i committed my first home invasion tonight.

i always wondered what it'd feel like to kick down a door.. now i know. for any of you who want to know - a wooden door will break into splinters with 3 good kicks... if its dead-bolted... it'll just break in 1/2....

oh man.. what a fucking night... to top it off - i got pissed on... then it leaked through the floor into my room.. thats when i went to my parent's place... after cleaning it up.

so far we've all agreed that one roommate is not allowed to drink heh.

and i'm not allowed to go looking for buried treasure in the house next door.

i don't know what the fuck i'm going to say to them tomorrow.. or what to put in the gift basket..

hallmark just does not make a card that says i'm sorry for kicking your door down.. please forgive me.
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