these things keep getting longer and i am sorry for that...
this weekend was pretty fun. mostly just odd.
friday night, we hung out here for a little while. i watched bill, sean, brittany, and christina finish off the last of our booze. then we went to walmart. bill and i ducked behind some clothes and managed to loose the others. we tried on some sweet old man shoes. we were shocked and appalled to find that walmart's shoe prices have gone up a lot. then bill and i did some research for our evil plan for when sean's girlfriend comes to stay with us. it will be hilarious. then they paged us on the intercom in walmart and we took the little girls home. we came back here and did the weekly world news crossword puzzle. (on a side note: according the the weekly world news, bin ladin is going to blow up "the internet." that will be fun.)
i slept all day saturday until 6p. around 11 sean, bill, and i went to the arcade. i wasnt doing so well at galaga, so we had to leave. (sean and i beat house of the dead a couple weeks ago.) then we cruised around aimlessly for a while. we stopped at a random gas station to pee. apparently i have lost all sense of smell because bill tried going into the bathroom first and ran out gagging because he couldnt stand the stench. i went in and didnt smell anything. sean bought boiled peanuts and we stood out side and ate those thinking of where we should drive next. while standing there, a big suv (expedition, i think) full of black kids pulls up behind my car and yells something at me. i went to move my car because it was kind of in the way. then i realize that it is my friend jeff from h.s. (i have black friends. arent i cool?) i didnt know that he moved to orlando. he is going to devry. anyway. we talked to him for while. then we left and decided to drive to citywalk. on the way there, i stopped a railroad crossing. there was a hot girl stopped next to us. i got her to roll down the window and she and i had a little chat. nothing came of it, but bill and sean were very proud of me. i am so fucking smooth. anyway. we got to citywalk and traffic was insane. they werent letting people in. traffic was moving inches at a time. we began to notice that we were the only white people in the traffic. there were a lot of really nice cars. lots of real sweet caprices. one guy passing me offered me 5000 dollars for my car. i would have taken it, but he kept driving. it was a lot of fun checking out the cars and talking to people. there was no hostility even though we were stuck in traffic. everyone was just having a good time. we eventually found out that the cause of all this was due to a ludacris show at citywalk. i wish i had known about it. we finally made our way out and went to denny's like usual. we were in the mood for some fried chicken, but kfc wasnt open and nothing else was on the way. as soon as we walked in the door to denny's, we were seated. ahead of the huge line of people waiting to sit. we ate and drank coffee for a few hours until helena got off. she came over and we watched a few movies. our pool opened at 9 and we went to go in the hot tub, since it was freezing out. unfortunately it wasnt hot. i was pissed. helena left at 10a. i went to sleep at 11. then i got up at 5 to go with hilary and sean to pick pat up at the airport. we parked on the raccoon level. there was a statue behind a glass case of a raccoon drinking out of an orange crush bottle. the same bottles i get at sam's club. we got pat and went to see harry potter. they liked it. i was so tired that i fell asleep 15 minutes into it. the parts that i saw when i woke up to get comfortable seemed exciting. anyway. pat is here so fun will be had.
friday night, we hung out here for a little while. i watched bill, sean, brittany, and christina finish off the last of our booze. then we went to walmart. bill and i ducked behind some clothes and managed to loose the others. we tried on some sweet old man shoes. we were shocked and appalled to find that walmart's shoe prices have gone up a lot. then bill and i did some research for our evil plan for when sean's girlfriend comes to stay with us. it will be hilarious. then they paged us on the intercom in walmart and we took the little girls home. we came back here and did the weekly world news crossword puzzle. (on a side note: according the the weekly world news, bin ladin is going to blow up "the internet." that will be fun.)
i slept all day saturday until 6p. around 11 sean, bill, and i went to the arcade. i wasnt doing so well at galaga, so we had to leave. (sean and i beat house of the dead a couple weeks ago.) then we cruised around aimlessly for a while. we stopped at a random gas station to pee. apparently i have lost all sense of smell because bill tried going into the bathroom first and ran out gagging because he couldnt stand the stench. i went in and didnt smell anything. sean bought boiled peanuts and we stood out side and ate those thinking of where we should drive next. while standing there, a big suv (expedition, i think) full of black kids pulls up behind my car and yells something at me. i went to move my car because it was kind of in the way. then i realize that it is my friend jeff from h.s. (i have black friends. arent i cool?) i didnt know that he moved to orlando. he is going to devry. anyway. we talked to him for while. then we left and decided to drive to citywalk. on the way there, i stopped a railroad crossing. there was a hot girl stopped next to us. i got her to roll down the window and she and i had a little chat. nothing came of it, but bill and sean were very proud of me. i am so fucking smooth. anyway. we got to citywalk and traffic was insane. they werent letting people in. traffic was moving inches at a time. we began to notice that we were the only white people in the traffic. there were a lot of really nice cars. lots of real sweet caprices. one guy passing me offered me 5000 dollars for my car. i would have taken it, but he kept driving. it was a lot of fun checking out the cars and talking to people. there was no hostility even though we were stuck in traffic. everyone was just having a good time. we eventually found out that the cause of all this was due to a ludacris show at citywalk. i wish i had known about it. we finally made our way out and went to denny's like usual. we were in the mood for some fried chicken, but kfc wasnt open and nothing else was on the way. as soon as we walked in the door to denny's, we were seated. ahead of the huge line of people waiting to sit. we ate and drank coffee for a few hours until helena got off. she came over and we watched a few movies. our pool opened at 9 and we went to go in the hot tub, since it was freezing out. unfortunately it wasnt hot. i was pissed. helena left at 10a. i went to sleep at 11. then i got up at 5 to go with hilary and sean to pick pat up at the airport. we parked on the raccoon level. there was a statue behind a glass case of a raccoon drinking out of an orange crush bottle. the same bottles i get at sam's club. we got pat and went to see harry potter. they liked it. i was so tired that i fell asleep 15 minutes into it. the parts that i saw when i woke up to get comfortable seemed exciting. anyway. pat is here so fun will be had.