Here's the straight dope

[_digital_me_]

I've taken this thing private, right, but if you want to read, just comment. If you're new here, this is who this belongs to, so that you won't be sitting there for hours, thinking "Damn, who is this guy?"

I am Will.
I'm 6'2".
I have a large red hair presence.

If you can't identify me by that, I suggest you go elsewhere. Comment, and I'll add you probably!