Deep Thoughts
I will now leave you all with the eloquent words of Jack Handey.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because hey, free dummy.
I guess of all my uncles, I like Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
I hope you are all having a nice summer so far...
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because hey, free dummy.
I guess of all my uncles, I like Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
I hope you are all having a nice summer so far...