Food for thought

Jun 21, 2007 03:28

As some of you know, I'm a man of science. I like to hypothesize, theorize and other hip hop sounding dogshit. I like asking myself and my friends questions in the realms of ridiculousness, all in the name of science. Most would call these kinds of questions "pot-talk" questions, i.e. questions you'd ask your equally-as-baked friends. But since I don't smoke, I will call it hypotheses.
For instance, a month or so ago, I asked a few of my friends this question:
What's the largest animal you think you could beat in a fistfight? Initially if I recall I said a giraffe. Take out one of those stick legs so it couldn't stand and then I'd work my ground game. But then someone said something and I may have changed my mind, I can't remember I was probably really high on whip-its or some shit.
This next question came from my good buddays Ron and Fez, whose radio show lives for questions such as this. So, humor me and send me an answer.
Here goes:
You're given $100 Million, that's $100,000,000 to move to anywhere in the world. Once you have moved in and are settled, you cannot travel farther than 5 miles away from where you live for the rest of your life. No cheap-shit answers like live in a caravan and just move it to wherever you need to go, that's horseshit.
So, to recap - $100M to live in a place where you cannot travel farther than a 5 mile radius for the rest of your life.
Would you do it? If so, where would you move to geographically? NYC? Sydney? Tokyo?
Why do I ask? Because it's 3:30 in the goddamn morning and I had to get up and work for a few hours. Change controls on production servers are a fucking bitch.
Answer back!
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