Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash, boy/man snogging, boy/man sex
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling
Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems
Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the
start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the
Blacks find out?
Teaser:
This was the
tutor? Why, he couldn’t be more than twenty! What were his parents
thinking? Sirius suddenly wondered whether his parents had
finally gone off the deep end.
“I don’t know about this, Lily.”
Remus looked up at the red-haired girl sitting across from him. Her
hands were cupped around a steaming mug of coffee. Although it was
barely September, there was already a cutting winter chill in the
air.
“Remus, it’ll be
fine. They won’t find out.”
He looked away from the
hypnotic bottle-green eyes, choosing instead to stare unseeingly at
the traffic beside the sidewalk café where they sat. A car
honked loudly and pedestrians passed by without a glance. It was a
Muggle café in London, where Remus was staying because of a
job interview. Lily was here on Order business.
“I can’t lie to
them, Lily. Not only is it illegal, but it’s detrimental to my
self-imposed integrity.” He said the last part with an air of
playful haughtiness that made his companion’s eyes sparkle with
amusement.
“It won’t be
lying,” she said firmly. “It’ll be…not quite telling them the
entire truth. And besides, it’s not illegal. They’re not even
allowed to ask if you’re a pureblood or not. You have every right
to protect your privacy.”
“But they’re the
Blacks, Lil! ‘The noble and most ancient house of Black.’ They’re
the one of the most selective pureblood families in England.”
“They’re a bunch of
pompous gits with sticks up their arses, you mean.”
“Lily!”
“What? It’s true.”
She smirked and took a gulp of her coffee. “And besides, it’s not
like they’ll find out your mother’s a Muggle.”
“I wouldn’t be
surprised if they ran extensive background checks on their gardener.
I’m going to be tutoring their oldest son. They’ll find out.”
“The Lupins are one
of the oldest pureblood families in England. Well, up until your
father married your mother. But not many people know about that, do
they?”
“No,” he consented
with a sigh. “But what am I going to tell them about my being a
werewolf? They’re the kind of people that think all Muggles and
magical creatures should be shot, and they make their opinions widely
known.”
“Of course. Don’t
you see, Remus? It’s perfect. They make no secret of the fact that
they detest anyone who’s not a pureblooded human wizard or witch.
I’m sure they’re hoping their reputation will act as a sort of
filtering device in and of itself.”
“So you’re saying
that they’ll take it for granted that anyone who applies for the
position will be human and pureblooded?” Remus asked skeptically.
Despite himself, the hard lump in his throat lightened. “Everyone
else will be scared away by the nefarious Black reputation?”
Lily nodded eagerly.
“So they might not even fuss too much with questions unless they
have a reason to doubt that you aren’t pureblooded or human.”
“I suppose you’re
right, Lily,” Remus sighed, downing the contents from his cup. “And
in any case, I don’t think I’ll be able to say no to Dumbledore.”
“Why did Dumbledore
ask you to take this job, anyway?” Lily asked, cocking her head in
a gesture of curiosity.
“Well, apparently
this kid I’m supposed to be teaching, Sirius Black, shows a lot of
potential. In fact he’s quite the genius according to Dumbledore.
Very rebellious, a true prankster, but a good heart.”
Lily nodded sagely,
leaning back in her chair. “I can see why he’d be the black sheep
in the family.” She smirked, adding, “No pun intended.”
“Do you remember
Sirius Black? He must have been-what? Five years below us?”
“Six,” she
corrected. “Always ran around with James Potter and that Pettigrew
boy.”
“Wasn’t Potter a
year above Black?”
“Yes, but best
friends like that I’d never seen. You’d think they were twins
joined at the hip.”
“True. But now
Black’s family have pulled him out of Hogwarts and want to home
school him.”
“Dumbledore must be
afraid that they’ll school him in the Dark Arts,” Lily mused
aloud.
“Exactly. That’s
why he asked me to apply for the position,” said Remus. “Plus I
bet he’s hoping I’ll be able to spy on the Blacks, make sure they
don’t get it in their heads to join Voldemort’s ranks.”
“I say it’s only a
matter of time. The Blacks have always been chummy with the Malfoys,
and they’re right in Voldemort’s inner circle.” Lily
leaned closer and dropped her voice. “I heard their son has already
taken the initiation.”
“Lucius? I’m not
surprised.”
“He was always an
arrogant prick in school. I can see him running to the biggest bully
in the playground.”
“I just hope
Dumbledore’s right about this Sirius Black,” said Remus
thoughtfully.
“Why did they pull
him out of school, anyway?”
“No one knows for
sure. But Dumbledore suspects they had two reasons. Sirius was
supposedly consorting with Muggle-borns and half-breeds. You can
imagine how that went down with the Blacks. But Dumbledore also
thinks that they may have plans of turning this kid into a Death
Eater. They’ve sent their youngest, Regulus, to Durmstrang.”
Lily raised an eyebrow.
“Then why not send Sirius, as well?”
Remus shrugged. “You
and I can only guess.”
“When are you meeting
them?”
Remus glanced at his
watch. “In about two hours.”
“You’ve already met
them once, right?”
“Yeah. This time they
want to finalize the job offer. And I’m meeting Sirius for the
first time.” He stood up reluctantly. “I better get going, Lily.
I want to go back to my flat and get ready. Must make a good
impression.”
Lily stood as well and
weaved around the table to give him a quick hug.
“Good luck, Remus. I have a feeling
you’ll need it.”
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Sirius stood in front
of the ornate full-length mirror in his room, smoothing out the
microscopic creases in his starched white shirt and gray pants. He
grabbed the green tie lying on his bed and tied it around his neck,
cursing whatever house elf had picked out his outfit for tonight. His
garb screamed ‘Slytherin,’ and saying that it made him
uncomfortable would be quite the understatement.
A soft knock at his
door interrupted him.
“Yes?” he called.
The knarled House Elf
Kreacher entered and bowed low. “The young master’s presence is
wanted in the sitting room,” said the elf, a hard edge to this
otherwise polite statement. He muttered something incomprehensible
before adding, “The new tutor is expected to arrive at four.”
“I’ll be right
down.”
Kreacher bowed again
and let himself out.
Sirius sighed and
flopped down on his bed. The room was illuminated in the afternoon
light filtering in from the bay window. The walls were covered in
dark cherry wood paneling, making the room seem smaller and darker
than it really was. The furniture was flamboyant and altogether
stuffy, in Sirius’s opinion. Everything was spotlessly clean,
courtesy of the House Elves. It was quite unnerving to Sirius, who
reflected longingly of his dormitory back at Hogwarts.
The thought of his
former school caused a lump to form in his throat. Spending the
summer here had been difficult enough. At least he had had the
promise of going back to his real home at the end of the
ordeal. Now even that dream was crushed.
Fear pricked his skin.
What would happen to him? Would he ever see his friends again? James
and Peter had meant the world to him. Now he faced a year-and maybe
a lifetime-without them. His parents had confiscated his owl and
had warded the house against allowing unknown owls to deliver their
mail. He was a prisoner in his own house, forbidden to leave without
the company of his parents or their friends.
Stupid,
narrow-minded bitch, he cursed his mother in his mind. I hope
she burns in a thousand hells for what she’s done. Taking me away
from the only real family I’ve ever had. Destroying the only
relationship that offered me love and acceptance.
That train of thought
only served to make his eyes burn with tears that he knew he would
not shed.
It wasn’t fair. Why
did it have to happen to him? Why not Regulus? Or Bellatrix?
The gods knew they certainly deserved everything he was going
through.
Sirius let out a sigh
and stood up, giving himself one last look in the mirror before
making his way downstairs to the sitting room.
He wasn’t giving up
without a fight.
Sirius entered the
sitting room to find his father sitting stiffly in an armchair by the
fire and his mother lounging on the couch. They were both dressed in
stuffy, professional robes. His entrance caused both to turn towards
him, but otherwise they gave no other indication of his presence.
“Hello Father. Hello
Mother,” he said in the polite monotone he had always adopted
around them. If he was going to have to stay here until he turned
seventeen, he didn’t want to upset them any further than he had.
And besides, he knew his parents-especially his mother-could hear
the contempt in his voice regardless of his tone.
“Sit,” his mother commanded coldly.
Sirius repressed the
flare of anger in his stomach and schooled his face into a careful
mask of neutrality. He chose the seat farthest away from his
parents-on the black, leather loveseat-and perched on the edge.
“The tutor will be
Apparating here in a few minutes,” his father said, not bothering
to even look at him. “I expect you to behave. He will be
teaching you for the next two years. I don’t want him getting any
wind of your…abnormality.” He finally looked at Sirius, fixing
him with a piercing glare. “Understand?”
“Yes, sir,” Sirius
mumbled, keeping his eyes on his knees. That prick, he fumed.
Abnormality, my ass! There’s nothing wrong with it. He wouldn’t
have even cared had I not been the heir.
Sirius smiled to
himself as he pictured his parents being tortured in all manner of
different ways. Not that he’d act upon those ideas, of course. As
insufferable as they might be, they were still his parents, and-to
his horror-he still cared for them. No, it was just fun to
construct their demise in his imagination. It relaxed him. He was
currently working out an episode involving his mother and a medieval
Catherine wheel when his thoughts were interrupted by the loud,
clamoring doorbell.
A few seconds later, a
young man followed Kreacher into the sitting room, smiling politely.
His tawny hair was pulled back into a small ponytail. He was dressed
in simple yet professional black robes. In the sunlight pouring in
from the window, Sirius could see that his face was handsome, if
somewhat tired.
This was the
tutor? Why, he couldn’t be more than twenty! What were his parents
thinking? Sirius suddenly wondered whether his parents had
finally gone off the deep end. But then the realization struck him.
If his mother had hired this man, it must mean that he was cruel,
dull, or both. What if he was a Death Eater?
“Hello, Mr. Black,”
said the man, moving toward his father with his hand outstretched.
“Mrs. Black,” he turned to his mother. “It’s a pleasure to
see you again.” He shook hands with both adults, finally turning
toward Sirius.
“This is Sirius,”
said his mother distastefully, waving her hand vaguely in his
direction. Sirius finally looked up at the man, who caught his gaze
and held it.
“Sirius, this is
Professor Remus Lupin. He will be your tutor for the next two years.”
Lupin smiled. “It’s
nice to meet you, Sirius.” He walked toward Sirius and held out a
hand.
“The pleasure’s all
mine,” said Sirius automatically. He stood and accepted Lupin’s
hand, careful to keep his façade of haughty detachment. Lupin
seemed genuine enough, but Sirius was not going to let his guard
down. Knowing his mother, it was wise to not show too much trust
toward anyone she liked. And she seemed to like this mysterious
tutor. That in and of itself put Sirius on edge.
Lupin seated himself on the other end
of the loveseat and began to discuss the finer details of his
employment with his parents. Sirius tuned them out, reflecting on the
irony of it all. Here were his parents, pulling him out of school
because of his supposedly “abnormal” attraction toward other
boys. And then they hire a tutor who was barely older than Sirius and
who, presently, was seated on a loveseat with him. Sirius smirked. He
doubted whether his parents would find it funny if they cottoned on
to the subtle irony of the situation, and that made it all the more
comical.
He jerked out of his
musings at the sound of his name.
“Sirius, why don’t
you show Professor Lupin the study where you’ll be taking your
lessons?” his father said, a trace of warning in his voice.
“Yes, sir,” Sirius
said dully, standing. He turned back toward the young man. “Follow
me, Professor.”
They made their way up
the stairs to the third floor and entered the mahogany-paneled room
that was the study. A built-in bookcase ran all around the top half
of the walls, full to bursting with fat, leather-bound volumes that
Sirius had not been allowed to touch for most of his life. The
furniture consisted mostly of a couch and coffee table by the
fireplace, an armchair by the window, a desk, and four chairs.
Lupin was entranced by
the walls of books and he lightly traced his hands over the spines.
“I’d be careful if
I were you, Professor,” said Sirius. “Some of those books tend to
bite.”
Lupin offered him a
small smile, one that crinkled the corners of his eyes. He also had,
Sirius noticed, a tiny dimple in his left cheek that was revealed
only when he smiled. It was quite an endearing trait.
Wait-did I just
think he was endearing? He’s a Death Eater, Sirius told himself
firmly. He can’t be trusted, no matter how cute he may look.
Cute? Oh, gods. How
am I going to get through this?
“Thanks for the
warning, Sirius,” said Lupin. “Tell me, what subjects do you
enjoy?”
“What?”
Lupin turned to face
him, looking into his eyes in a way that left Sirius feeling very
unnerved. “I asked you what subjects you enjoy. Knowing that will
help me set up a lesson plan.”
“Oh, right.” Sirius
rubbed his neck, something he tended to do when he was nervous.
“Well, my favorite class is Defense Against the Dark Arts. I’ve
always liked Transfiguration. And Charms isn’t too bad, either.”
Sirius thought for a moment. “I’m pretty good at Potions and Care
of Magical Creatures. Divination’s a load of dragon dung, but
Arithmancy is interesting. History of Magic might be
interesting if it hadn’t been taught by old Binns. And I’ve never
taken Ancient Runes, so I don’t know about that.” Sirius left out
the fact that he had taken Muggle Studies. The subject had caused a
huge row between him and his mother. He didn’t plan on repeating
that particular incident.
Lupin nodded, looking
thoughtful. “Your parents asked me to teach you all the subjects
you took in your fifth year-N.E.W.T. level, of course. They also
want me to teach you Ministry law and classical literature. But if
there is something else you would like to learn, just tell me and
I’ll see what I can do.”
The offer took Sirius
off guard, and he simply stared at his new tutor, completely at a
loss for words. His mind was suggesting all sorts of hidden meanings
to that last statement.
Sirius shook himself
fiercely. If he was going to learn from this man for the next year,
he couldn’t start if off by thinking dirty thoughts about him.
“Are you all right,
Sirius?” Lupin gave him a look of concern.
“Fine,” Sirius
croaked, his mouth suddenly parched. “Shall we go back to the
sitting room?”
Lupin nodded and
followed him out. Sirius felt giddy, and he sternly scolded himself
for it.
He’s a Death
Eater, he repeated in his mind over and over like a mantra. He’s
a bloody Death Eater who’s going to make your life hell. He’s
Mother’s little puppet and he’s going to teach you the Dark Arts
and try to convince you to join Voldemort.
Sirius felt a little
better. He was just going to have to be careful, was all. Yes, that
was it. He’d keep his distance and adopt his cold mask of
indifference around his teacher. This silly little crush-or
whatever it was-would go away soon enough, once this Lupin showed
his true colors.
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White sunlight bounded
in from the window, announcing the dawn of morning. Remus stirred
under the covers and pulled the sheets over his head to block out the
offending sunlight. He shut his eyes tight in a vain attempt to fall
back into the comforting arms of oblivion. Unfortunately for him, his
mind was already racing through its paces of nervous anticipation as
it prepared itself for the day ahead. His first day of work.
Remus had spent the
better part of the last two days putting together lesson plans. He
was never one to shirk off work. And besides, Dumbledore was counting
on him. Though he had to admit, he couldn’t see why. Sirius Black
seemed to be spoiled, conceited, arrogant, and proud-all traits the
Blacks were infamous for. The expression of frigid apathy on the
boy’s face had been unsettling to say the least.
Well, at least I’m
getting paid handsomely for this.
Nevertheless, Remus resolved to work on
getting Sirius to drop that mask-if the attitude was indeed a
mask-around him. Perhaps the boy wouldn’t be so bad once they
came to trust each other.
And with that
encouraging thought, Remus went about preparing for his day.
Chapter 2