I had a strange dream last night. Lots of stuff happened, but I just wrote down a few notes on some paper right after waking up. Just a few, but this has totally turned into a long explanation that makes more sense than just a few scribbled notes on a piece of paper. Read if you want, it's rather long. I think it's interesting!
The beginning starts out somewhat normal, I guess? I had been in my back yard, just messing around with things like normal, and I found a bird with tiny wings. I think in my dream it was called an Elf Eagle. It seemed hurt, so I picked it up and tried to help it fly. Along came another bird, attacking the one I was holding, and I tried really hard to stop it, but it got really angry at me for interrupting its attack, and flew to a fence and started calling out this really bizarre sound. I looked around in the sky and noticed a bunch of different birds started flying towards the area, and I had to run inside so I wasn't DIVEBOMBED by hundreds of birds. Some were as big as the steller's sea eagle, except they looked way different. Like fantasy birds with weird faces and colors. Eee!
So I hid inside, where there were old nicktoons playing on the tv, and I just sat around the windows, watching the birds fly around and staring at me from outside.
Now this part was really gross and strange, and I have no idea why it happened. I think someone had drugged me like crazy, and I was just sitting in a neighbor's garage, and decided it was best to cut off both of my feet, right above the ankle. I couldn't feel anything and was just laughing, and so was my friend that was there. After a while I decided that was a bad idea, because I still had to go to school. So, I put the feet inside my boots, then put the boots on, and got up. Problem solved!
Then I apparated to school. I had actually "turned on the spot" and went WHOOSH and was at my old high school, where I saw another bird just hanging out on a lamp post. This one was a real bird, mostly, it looked like a great hornbill. I stood there and watched as it flew away. I then decided I should walk towards the school, but my 'feet' were starting to hurt by walking on them, and decided I needed to go home instead, and tried apparating back home. Didn't work! Turns out I had to walk back to where I arrived, because there were these magic blocks in place that wouldn't allow me to apparate out. Sometime between here and the next paragraph, I was lying down in the street and watching the stars with my niece. I was looking up and asking her what the constellations were named. This was in the middle of the day, yet we could still see stars. I pointed out Sirius and Orion.
So I'm back in that friend's garage, and it's been a day or so, and my 'feet' are really starting to hurt, so I take off my boots, and, oh, that's why, my feet have been cut off. Now there's just a pair of rotting feet stuck inside my boots. They were pretty gross. All black and blue and red and squishy. Eeeeewwww. My friend's mother came out and just went "tsk tsk..." at me and told me to go home. I look across the street, and my house looks ancient, like victorian gothic, and there's these people hanging around outside all dressed up for a masquerade. I look towards my sister, who is conveniently standing right there, and she runs over to get my mom.
Now this is where things start to shift to an even weirder place. When my mom comes over, everyone seems to have switched actors. You know what I mean? Everyone looks different, the world starts changing how it looks. Suddenly, everything is animated. Like a well animated 2D movie. Smooth motion, bright colors. She comes over, and she looks really weird. She has blue hair, near-white skin, wearing funky clothes that I can only come close to describing as like a jester's. I explain to her that somebody drugged me and must've convinced me to chop off my feet, and she grabs my face and tells me to open my mouth, because she needs to check if I have the right runes in my teeth to activate a certain power that runs in the family.
My jaw is stiff and I'm completely dazed, I must be getting some horrible infection from my chopped off feet, but she finds the runes and says "It'll be ok. We'll just activate this old magic and we'll fix your body, but you have to be reborn for it to work. Each time you're reborn, you learn new powers. That's how I can change my hair color," she changes her hair through the colors of the rainbow, "and turn into a tiger," she turns into this really happy looking white tiger with blue stripes." Then she smiles and says "But you have to give birth to yourself." Then she gets up and looks around, and spots this freaky jester guy, who looks vaguely like the guy in DMC3, and tackles him to the ground. She slithers all over him and tells him that he is to be used, and reaches into his pants...
Then the scene changes. Like it was a fade out at that last part. Now I simply have a view from above, like I'm watching some movie, and there's this scene with a girl holding a baby in her arms, and she's surrounded by really sad looking people, and they're sitting in what looks like a darkened futuristing courtroom. They are talking about custody of the baby, because their mother has just died from health complications. They eventually win the child to their side, which is the right place to be, and then there seems to be cutscenes, fastforwarding through this child's life as she grows up. She has bright blue eyes, and long brownish hair, and tan skin, and she seems incredibly happy.
The final scene I remember seeing was of the girl and her friend falling through some alternate dimensional space, both of them wearing cute dresses and their hair is a complete mess until they run a single large comb through their hair, smoothing it down perfectly. If you haven't guessed by now, this little girl is supposed to be me reborn and with the metamorphmagi powers my brain decided to make up.
Then I wake up. Lying on my back in my bed, and my feet still hurt. But here I am, typing this all up. I sort of feel like drawing things from it.