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Ahahaah I think this is the funniest thing iv'e heard in a long time. Us Cape Bretoners arent as lazt and poor as you think we are!!
An Australian, an Irishman and a Cape Bretoner are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
they Stare and Stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: My God, it's Jesus!
Sure enough, It is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molsons Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks The pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus
Approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, Thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the irishman gives a cry of
Amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Cape Bretoner who knocks over a chair and a table in trying
To get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The
Caper shouts, "Fuck Off B'ye, I'm on compensation!!!!!
.....LOL... i love it!
An Australian, an Irishman and a Cape Bretoner are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
they Stare and Stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: My God, it's Jesus!
Sure enough, It is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molsons Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks The pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus
Approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, Thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the irishman gives a cry of
Amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Cape Bretoner who knocks over a chair and a table in trying
To get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The
Caper shouts, "Fuck Off B'ye, I'm on compensation!!!!!
.....LOL... i love it!