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I had to return to LJ just to post this from Encyclopedia Dramatica-
Twilight, or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn are a four novel long, vampire romance series that appeals to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls. Full of one-dimensional characters and completely devoid of originality, the series is comparable to reading the scribblings and drool stains of an epileptic downie coloring while a strobe light is being shone in it's face. Avoid reading it at all costs.
The book series is easily the worst thing to hit the werewolf genre since furries, and the worst thing to happen to vampires ever. The entire series of books and movies, comprising a cash-cow has no redeeming value to speak of as either literature or cinema, and should be avoided like The Black Plague.
If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's worse than Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece My Immortal, because My Immortal was funny. Twilight just makes small children cry. The maddening thing is that Twilight isn't rotting on fanfiction.net like it should be, but making shitloads of cash which funds its' author's lard ass with twinkies and ho ho's. The author is in Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People, because of catering to the fantasies of 16 year old girls who wouldn't know a good book if it raped them in the ass. Twilight also supports pedophilia and necrophilia and furries.