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I am so proud of my children. They are just like Amidala and I. She would be proud. All those nights I put the smack down between the sheets really did payoff. Luke is becoming powerful just like his daddy. And Leia is developing some major leadership skills just like her mother. I feel bad for blowing up her planet. And for killing Luke's foster parents (who happened to be relatives of mine as well). But I don't feel bad for chopping off Lukes hand. Through the force I could see that he masterbated way too much. I hope he soon realizes that he needs help and that Leia is his sister. I don't want my grandchildren to be messed up looking. I wonder if the imbreeding runs on their mothers side?
I must go to my think tank and ponder now...
-Darth
I must go to my think tank and ponder now...
-Darth