A dirgeful hour
Today has been the worst day that I can recall in eons. You see, I normally go out side, and take a tranquil stroll to the mailbox. Today however, as I reached the vicinity of the mailbox, I saw a dark skinned chap running away with my mail. I saw in his grasp, the first Sigh demo, which I bidded over $2000 for on Ebay. I wanted NOBODY else to get their clutches on this, and now, it was stolen right out of my mailbox.
I wish I were fucking dead.
I wish I were fucking dead.