Oct 11, 2005 18:52
First, Go to Google. Type in "[your name] needs", in quotes, replacing [your name] with your first name. Find the 5 funniest things that come up in the search and post them to your blog.
1) Maria needs help with her damp chimney.
2) Maria needs to develop communication skills. (how ironic!)
3) Maria needs a good spanking.
4) Maria needs a family or person who makes her feel accepted and safe.
5) Maria needs to be approached with caution.