Good morning! Worm Your Honour..The crowd will plainly show the prisoner..
Kirk wakes up...sorta..
Kirk realizes its way to early to be alive
Kirk's dad calls..
Kirk is happy at the news.
Kirk smokes a J
Kirks boards the rocket with...gatorade?
Kirk takes off
Kirk gets on forum to share day so far
AHa..okay..so yeah.. I'm bored..and I haven't updated in forever...soo...there you go. Have fun with it.
Kirk - "I'm gunna go get some food. Fuckers.."
Kirk - "Mmmm..Krispy treats of rice.."
Kirk - "Milk is very unique. There's really nothing quite like it."
Kirk - "Mark told me that if you drink too much tea, you can get a kidney stone, and you have to pee it out. That's messed up."
Kirk - "Oooh... Pauly likes the bad touch.."
Sammy - "I fancy some butter scones"
"Im on drugs!!"
"No better music then love making music."
me - " Epi-tome?...
...So-crates?"
"Can I have some CATHY RINDHOOPS"
Sam impersonating Chris(in a scottish accent..) - "I really hope this works, cos if it doesn't then i'm SCREWED. A Ha Ha"
Chris - "Yer friendly resident scotsman has signed in!"
"Does anybody remember laughter!!?"
Pink Floyd O.O - "We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl..year after year.."
"I GOT BLISTAS ON MY FINGAS!"
Kirk - "G Major Chord.. -yeah."
Robert Plant - "The Girl I love...she got long black waaavy hair..
Micha - "I have long dark brown wavy hair.. :("
Kirk - "That's close enough.."
"And I offered myself to the world!!"
Kirk - "I'm out of tea. We're all gunna die."
Micha - "Vaginal or...what?"
Micha - "You right."
Kirk - "You count as the fora!!"
"**nudge**"
Kirk - "I saw a porno about that once.."
"ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-cathy rindhoops!!"
"They got lost as they were takin off each other's clothes."
Chris - "I scored with these two Irish chicks while I was on holiday..so that was pretty cool.."
"I am the Eggman. I am the Eggman..I am the Walrus.. goo goo g'joob"
"What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN! Sing it again!"
Kirk - "I like cream more than......catfood.."
Micha - "I second that emotion"
Pauly - "I third that promotion"
kirk - "-imagines sam and chris having leathery sex-"
Hugh - "oh dear...I'M REALLY NOT!!"
Micha - "Those poor Irish....es..
Ireland..ers?"
"We gunna do that butt thing..."
kirk - "She put some sort of hippie thing in her description of her or something..."
kirk - "I wish I had Barry White's voice"
micha - "Samuel Mark Farrow likes tea............and crumpets...................and little girls named Sue."
micha - "Harry Potter might be completely naked!"
sam - "That's a great English accent you got there.."
sam - "she feels special when a guy sticks his circumsized chunk of meat up her"
"hugh - *manly hug*
sam - *manly kiss*
hugh - *manly snog*
hugh - *manly romp in the woods*"
sam - *manly naked mud wrestle*
hugh - *manly bondage session*
hugh - okay..nuff manliness
chris - *manly tickling*
hugh - Chris, that's disgusting...
Micha - *..stares in baffled amazement*"
sammy - ":( i know it doesnt make sense, i just wanted to call you a flounder"
sam - "fascinating....i thought you were a guy."
haze - "I dunno how to give someone a manly hug :(. Oh well :)"
chris - "you basically hug them whilst hitting their back!"
that shampoo chick - "i thought you had to grab there hand all manly like first"
chris - "thats a manly handshake, which may or may not precede a manly hug."
hugh - "and it only lasts a split second after which you back away and don't make eye contact"
chris - "then flex your muscles whilst making *manly* grunting noises"
kirk - "...............I do that with my dog alot."
micha - "i saw a porno about that, once.."
micha - "So like..instead of 'day of the week' underwear, I'd have 'member of the forums' undies.."
"....that's not weird..right."
pauly - "course not.."
"kirk - "Micha Club! Join it or die."
sam - "I choose death.."
-later-
sam - "kirk..can i join your club?"
-the whole time..-
micha - "wtf O.O""
"hey there little sexy pig"
"hey there mister happy squid, you moooove so psychadelicly'
"Masturbaaaatinnnon can be fuuuuun...
kirk - "If I met you, I would hug you till one of us died."
"Sammy...Kirk doesn't hate you..he said that you were 'so cool'"
"Oh..I always thought he hated me.."
"No.."
"Well..I suppose I should add him back.."
Proof that guys are just as bad as chicks..
micha - "L-O-L"
Sam - "'Hi I'm new'
'Oh do you wanna watch me get naked on my webcam!?'"
Sam - "n00b whore"
"Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
Im gunna use this filter thing....
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
and every time you guys say Pink Floyd,
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
instead, it's gunna say
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the skyisco... says:
sucking dick
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
:D
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
'sucking dick is so awesome'
*2 minutes later...Micha looks on the Forums*
thread titleMicha's Confessions
Your breath is sweet, your eyes are like two jewels in the sky... says:
'sucking dick is so awesome'
"
"groovin"
"Wow...Micha I thought you were Kirk.."
"Ask Alice...when she's ten feet tall"
"Look Mummy! Theres an airplane up in the sky..."
"Good morning! Worm Your Honour..The crowd will plainly show the prisoner"
"you know i smoke a lotta grass"
In case you were wondering..
Sam is from England
Kirk is from Florida
Chris is from Scotland
and Hugh is from England, too but he's Zimbabwe'an...or whatever they're called..
I don't expect you to read all that..
Though it would be so awesome if you did..
Though I can't see how those quotes would do any justice to how funny yesterday(the day before?) was..
Which is extremely......tremendously.....amazingly funny..
Aha..
p.s.
Shouldn't this picture be in a magazine or something?
It's chris.
And normally he has this big red fro.
:D
Ginger.
:D
aha..okay i'm done..