LOOK WHO GAVE INTO THE SURVEY CRAZE
i found this one while browsing around livejournal land.. if only this dude existed
THE PERFECT GUY:
Hair color? brownish
Eye color? Green or brown
Height? Not too too tall because I’m small
Six pack? As long as it isn’t under a keg.
Long hair or short? longggggggg
Glasses? Sure if he needs them
Piercings? Sure, but nothin too crazy
Eyebrows? Eyebrows are SO hot right now…
Big butt or little? Just one that looks normal…nothing bodacious
Chest hair? Maybe a little bit.. actually none
Buff or skinny? I’d take a skinny dude over a really buff dude any day. Ew buff dudes are nasty.
Teeth? He wouldn’t have perfectly straight, fluorescently white teeth.. that shit’s creepy looking
Funny or serious? Definitely funny.. but he can be serious when he needs to be.
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home? In the middle leaning more towards chilling at home
Should he be able to bake or cook? Doesn’t matter
Does he have a best friend? Ya prolly a couple
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends? Sure, as long as they’re cool with me and not all over him.
Out-going or shy? Kinda shy but once u start talking to him, he’s really cool and fun..umm the kinda guy u have to get to know?
Sarcastic or sincere? Sarcastic, but not hurtful.. sincere can make things feel a little too important and serious.
Does he love his mother? If she loves him
Should he watch chick-flicks? No because I don’t even watch chick flicks.
Would he be a smoker? He’d smoke pot but not cancer sticks
How about a drinking? He does it on occasion, but it’s not his only idea of a good time
And swearing? Like a mother fucking sailor! haha sure if he wants to.
Would he play with your hair? Yup and he’d love it when its messy and unkempt
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time? Playa please!
Would he pay for you when you're on a date? No we’d split the cost..sometimes he’d treat me tho, and sometimes I’d treat him.
Does he kiss on the first date? If the moods right…what am I saying? yes
Where would you go for dinner? Panini… or a sushi place… or whatever.. ooo salvation cafe
Would he buy you flowers? He wouldn’t need to because he’d have a garden full of them
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies? Yes all the time…
Would he write poetry about you? No that’s kinda gay
Would he use endearments? Nope that shits a little annoying
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends? On occasion
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends? Guys are more fun to hang out with..so ya.
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening? Sure but I wouldn’t care if he didn’t
Would you hold hands? sometimes.
Does he play soccer? He’d kick the ball around for fun sometimes.
Baseball? noooo
Football? Definitely NOT.
Basketball? nope.
Water polo? Like polo on seahorses?
Golf or something equally boring? God no.
Does he surf? But of course.
Skateboard? Really well
Snowboard? Of course
Can he sing? I don’t really care, and as long as he’s not cocky about it.
Play the guitar? yar
Play piano? Maybe. but he wouldn’t take it seriously..because piano sucks
Play the drums? MAYBE. .. .. drummers can be out there sometimes
Can he keep his room clean? Probably not.. but hey neither can i
Is he an artist of sorts? yes
Does he write his own music? Ya and it’s either really funny or really deep in a non-depressing way.
Does he have pets? Definitely.. my “dream guy” would love animals and be a vegetarian too
Does he use the word dude? It’s only fair since I do way too much
How about tight? Hells no
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you? Prolly the sunrise since he’d be an insomniac like me.. sunsets are kinda cliché.. ahh alright sure
What kind of car does he drive? Something that doesn’t fuck up the atmosphere
How old is he? 16, 17, 18, or 49
THE PERFECT GUY:
Hair color? brownish
Eye color? Green or brown
Height? Not too too tall because I’m small
Six pack? As long as it isn’t under a keg.
Long hair or short? longggggggg
Glasses? Sure if he needs them
Piercings? Sure, but nothin too crazy
Eyebrows? Eyebrows are SO hot right now…
Big butt or little? Just one that looks normal…nothing bodacious
Chest hair? Maybe a little bit.. actually none
Buff or skinny? I’d take a skinny dude over a really buff dude any day. Ew buff dudes are nasty.
Teeth? He wouldn’t have perfectly straight, fluorescently white teeth.. that shit’s creepy looking
Funny or serious? Definitely funny.. but he can be serious when he needs to be.
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home? In the middle leaning more towards chilling at home
Should he be able to bake or cook? Doesn’t matter
Does he have a best friend? Ya prolly a couple
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends? Sure, as long as they’re cool with me and not all over him.
Out-going or shy? Kinda shy but once u start talking to him, he’s really cool and fun..umm the kinda guy u have to get to know?
Sarcastic or sincere? Sarcastic, but not hurtful.. sincere can make things feel a little too important and serious.
Does he love his mother? If she loves him
Should he watch chick-flicks? No because I don’t even watch chick flicks.
Would he be a smoker? He’d smoke pot but not cancer sticks
How about a drinking? He does it on occasion, but it’s not his only idea of a good time
And swearing? Like a mother fucking sailor! haha sure if he wants to.
Would he play with your hair? Yup and he’d love it when its messy and unkempt
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time? Playa please!
Would he pay for you when you're on a date? No we’d split the cost..sometimes he’d treat me tho, and sometimes I’d treat him.
Does he kiss on the first date? If the moods right…what am I saying? yes
Where would you go for dinner? Panini… or a sushi place… or whatever.. ooo salvation cafe
Would he buy you flowers? He wouldn’t need to because he’d have a garden full of them
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies? Yes all the time…
Would he write poetry about you? No that’s kinda gay
Would he use endearments? Nope that shits a little annoying
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends? On occasion
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends? Guys are more fun to hang out with..so ya.
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening? Sure but I wouldn’t care if he didn’t
Would you hold hands? sometimes.
Does he play soccer? He’d kick the ball around for fun sometimes.
Baseball? noooo
Football? Definitely NOT.
Basketball? nope.
Water polo? Like polo on seahorses?
Golf or something equally boring? God no.
Does he surf? But of course.
Skateboard? Really well
Snowboard? Of course
Can he sing? I don’t really care, and as long as he’s not cocky about it.
Play the guitar? yar
Play piano? Maybe. but he wouldn’t take it seriously..because piano sucks
Play the drums? MAYBE. .. .. drummers can be out there sometimes
Can he keep his room clean? Probably not.. but hey neither can i
Is he an artist of sorts? yes
Does he write his own music? Ya and it’s either really funny or really deep in a non-depressing way.
Does he have pets? Definitely.. my “dream guy” would love animals and be a vegetarian too
Does he use the word dude? It’s only fair since I do way too much
How about tight? Hells no
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you? Prolly the sunrise since he’d be an insomniac like me.. sunsets are kinda cliché.. ahh alright sure
What kind of car does he drive? Something that doesn’t fuck up the atmosphere
How old is he? 16, 17, 18, or 49