AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

[_daeron]

*has to think long and hard about how to from the words*

MY LORD! There's danger lurking in the pub!

NIXOLIANT! Half-Spider, half-Republican, ALL EVIL! It's in the pub and it's going to destroy Aman. It must be stopped, to arms!

I'll go to the armoury first, I'll be quicker because I can fly!

AHAHAHA! You won't catch me, granny!

Comments

[erchamion]

*standing outside, smoking an uscil*

*raises an eyebrow*

*doesn't make a move to stop or speak to you*

[elladanelrondio]

*casually meanders home smirking and staying out of Daeron's sight*

[erchamion]

Something tells me you are responsible for that.

[elladanelrondio]

And you're complaining over the opportunity to witness that?

*points at Daeron*

*giggles*

[erchamion]

*very amused* Fuck, no, Man.

[elladanelrondio]

Glad to hear it.

*smirks*

I gave him a glass of cranberry juice laced with LSD, then ensured he had a nasty trip.

[erchamion]

You are an evil dude. I love it.

[elladanelrondio]

*shrugs*

I kind of see this as a public service... he's finally shut up about himself and his sodding angst, and in exchange the public gets free street theatre.

[erchamion]

You've turned into quite the public benefactor ;)

[eluchil]

*wanders out of the house and tugs on the back of your shirt*

Ada? Why's the crazy man screaming?

[erchamion]

*snickers* I dunno, kidlet. He's probably just a little stressed.

[eluchil]

Did his brain melt, ada? It sure looks like it.

*notices Elladan*

Hi Elladan. Why's he nuts?

[elladanelrondio]

Oh. Hello. Ignore him, Dior. He's a jerk with severe psychological problems.

I'd stay far away from him. He's clearly some kind of unsavory character that would lead children astray.

[_daeron]

HAHAHA! So-long suckers!

*jumps up, intending to fly*

[elladanelrondio]

*watches your futile attempt to get airborne with a smug stoned grin*

It's times like this that make me glad to be alive and a bastard.

[erchamion]

*winces a little as you hit the ground*