I Am D'Hoffryn
Most of my work around the world comes from abused children, the lost and the deserted, those betrayed by life and by bhumanity. The deep feelings of anger that lead at last to Vengeance.
Of course, in some cultures they set themselves up for it. I always try to recruit in the Western world, around Valentines Day. (I'd ask what possessed them to set up a festival like that, but I know, of course. I certainly know.)
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I am presently recruiting in this area. Fringe benefits of the job include the ability to teleport, functional immortality and a truly unrivaled opportunity to get your hostilities out - and to act on them. Other benefits are negotiable but may vary in accordance with age and experience.
The job requires willingness to adopt a new name, to travel, and to make an imaginative use of literal interpretations. Legal experience an advantage. Amulets are available at your local slave markets and job brokers. Why not give us a chant and see if you meet our specifications?
Of course, in some cultures they set themselves up for it. I always try to recruit in the Western world, around Valentines Day. (I'd ask what possessed them to set up a festival like that, but I know, of course. I certainly know.)
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I am presently recruiting in this area. Fringe benefits of the job include the ability to teleport, functional immortality and a truly unrivaled opportunity to get your hostilities out - and to act on them. Other benefits are negotiable but may vary in accordance with age and experience.
The job requires willingness to adopt a new name, to travel, and to make an imaginative use of literal interpretations. Legal experience an advantage. Amulets are available at your local slave markets and job brokers. Why not give us a chant and see if you meet our specifications?