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God Amber [Jesus] and I have some of the oddest conversations.
Errorlike: Man. If I had a dick, I'd totally get blow jobs all the time
Errorlike: Like, everyday.
Errorlike: Twice a day!
Errorlike: Yeah.
Errorlike: And I'd fuck pillows.
CherishedxAgony: lmfao!!!!!
CherishedxAgony: hmmm.... I think I would like to invest in a penis...
CherishedxAgony: lol
Errorlike: So would I.
Errorlike: Having a penis would own.
Errorlike: You could pokepeople with your boner.
CherishedxAgony: I know!
CherishedxAgony: or make those pants that just don't fit, stay up..
Errorlike: Yeah!
Errorlike: Or slap people with your dick.
CherishedxAgony: :-P Horray for Dicks!
Errorlike: Or tea bag people!
Errorlike: I know!
CherishedxAgony: lmfao!!!
CherishedxAgony: I want one now.
CherishedxAgony: lol
Errorlike: What a coincidence, so do I!
Errorlike: lmfao
CherishedxAgony: plus you can satisfy yourself quickly... Like on the ride to work. lol.
CherishedxAgony: hahaha
Errorlike: If I had a dick, I'd jack off so I could paint the wall with cum.
Errorlike: lmfao
CherishedxAgony: Yea
Errorlike: Or... Your face!
Errorlike: Bwahahahahahahah
CherishedxAgony: No!
Errorlike: Yes!
CherishedxAgony: hahaha
CherishedxAgony: NO
Errorlike: YES!
CherishedxAgony: maybe some cunts face, like randy brunez, Taylor, colinia, etc...
Errorlike: Hahahaha
Errorlike: Yeah, maybe!
CherishedxAgony: not mine!
CherishedxAgony: lol
Errorlike: LMFAO
Errorlike: I gotta piss, I'll be right bacl
Errorlike: ~back
Errorlike: If I had a dick, I could piss in a cup
Errorlike: I wouldn't have to walk upstairs
CherishedxAgony: hahaha
CherishedxAgony: alrighty
Errorlike: "If you had a penis would you still like guys?"-- SUSAN
Errorlike: Me-> Yeah, duh
Errorlike: Cake and sodomy for everyone
Errorlike: Wooo, this is great.
Errorlike: CalmJahVibes [11:47 P.M.]: lol, its sensitive
Errorlike [11:47 P.M.]: So?!
Then make them like the jizz off your pants!
Errorlike [11:47 P.M.]: See, it all works out!
CherishedxAgony: hahaha!!!
CherishedxAgony: :-P
Errorlike: Man, we need to get penis'
Errorlike: I suddenly got the mental image of us grabbing two guys penis' and poking people with them
Errorlike: LMFAO
CherishedxAgony: ROFLMFAO!
CherishedxAgony: Such an aweome image
Errorlike: I know!!!
CherishedxAgony: :-D
Errorlike: We have totally gotta borrow someone's penis
CherishedxAgony: defidently.
CherishedxAgony: I leftith a message.
Errorlike: I have gotta find a penis to borrow
Errorlike: Sweeeeet
CherishedxAgony: on myspace fo' yo cracka ass.
CherishedxAgony: ^^
CherishedxAgony: yesh.. Hmm, adam bowie might lend us one
CherishedxAgony: lol
Errorlike: Ask him!
Errorlike: I need to borrow his penis!
CherishedxAgony: haha!!!!
Errorlike: ASSSSSSSSSSK HIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
CherishedxAgony: I will whenever he gets online // I see him!
Errorlike: Okay.
Errorlike: Make sure you do!
Errorlike: If I had a penis, I'd so be jacking off right now, and not be online.
Errorlike: Or better yet
Errorlike: I'd be out fucking someone
Errorlike: Yeah.
CherishedxAgony: I will, I will say "Um, adam, I was wondering if I could borrow your dick for a few days... you know... Just to see what its like... OH and to cum on people // keep muh pants up."
CherishedxAgony: lol
Errorlike: Lmfao
Errorlike: And smack people!!
Errorlike: Smacking people with a dick.
CherishedxAgony: haha, same here. ^^
Errorlike: But you can't do that with Adam's can you?
Errorlike: His penis is small, remember???
CherishedxAgony: But alas... I am penis less
CherishedxAgony: ^^
Errorlike: I wanna borrow a large penis
Errorlike: So I can smack people with it
tehe... Gota love those random midnight convo.s