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The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:no Do you party a lot? How often?:no Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:nope How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:4? Do you skip classes? How often?:yes, 4-6 a day a day about Do you have casual sex? Protected?:nope Do you steal?:no! Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:no.. Do you drool over celebrities?:no Do you watch a lot of TV?:not anymore Do you ever watch the News?:nope Do you even care about world issues?:not so much anymore Do you read books often?:no Are you failing a lot of your classes?:yes Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:yes Do you smoke cigarettes?:no Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:sometimes Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:not so much anymore Do you cuss a lot?:yes Are you desperate to fit in?:yeah Are you intelligent?:kinda The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:no Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:no Black boots?:no Black fishnets?:no Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:no Marilyn Manson?:no Kittie?:no Cradle of Filth?:no Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as:no Are you an intellectual?:not really An atheist?:kinda Horrible home life?:yeah pretty much Hopelessly depressed?:not so much anymore but shit's been bad lately Suffering with suicidal idealations?:no Self-mutilation?:hells The Punk StereotypePlaid?:no Big black boots?:no Mohawk?:fashion hawk Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:not excessive Loud, confident and opinionated?:no Wild hair colors?:no NOFX?:no Rancid?:no Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:no A:no The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:125 Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:yes Are you arrogant?:i guess.? Are you a male or female whore?:if i was a girl, i guess i could be called a slut, but double standards work in my favor Are you homophobic?:nope Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:sure Parties = yes?:no Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no burgers The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:yes Have you ever been on a diet?:no How much did you lose?:none Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:nope Make yourself throw up?:no Make-up?:no Low-cut tops?:no How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:huge Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:used to Giggle a lot?:yeah What's the deal with boys?:there assholes Thongs?:yeah i rock them bitchs Pretty bras?:nah YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:wtf Who's the weaker sex?:shemales have it pretty tuff Are you a feminist?:yeah Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:no, tom cruise<333333 How often do you shave your legs?:never How about your armpits?:never Are you emotional?:emo boys rock it hard Especially when on your period?:LOL This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:1 Independence or Companionship?:2 Stability or Freedom?:1 Personal or Interpersonal?:1 Introvert or Extrovert?:2 Popularity or Isolation?:1 Unique or Loved?:2 Understood or Individual?:1 You or Them?:YOU BABY
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those things that say "moo", are they cows or beefs?:cows do you enjoy the saying 'like wo'?:no if yes, why? if not, what is wrong with you?:it's annoying, what is wo and why is this like it are you on crack?:heroin joe... if yes, is it imparing your judgement? if not, you should stop lying.:wtf, are you on crack do you enjoy DDR (dance dance revolution)?:yes if yes, are you addicted like wo? if not, what is wrong with you?:fuck you is your mom a hoe?:nope do you like the Rocky Horror Picture Show?:yes name of crush/significant other? (inanimate objects acceptable):she dosnt care about me anymore most over-used phrase on instant messeging service or in emails:sucks that..... what's that about your mom?:she's short how much did you make on your corner last night?:4.50 do you find george washington...easy?:IN MY PANTS
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Kris Roe:introduce myself adam:say hello Conor:say fuck you yo momma:whats for dinner Tony lavato:... benji:fag Chris C:fag Conor:you sing like an angellllllll Billy:lauren gave you strep Paul:hello Eminem:puss wanna fight? Snood DAWG:idk what a snood dawg is Fred durst:beat him up then steal his car Scooby doooo:blaze mad l's
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What is your favorite....food:chinese food place to eat:car in rain fast food joint:taco bell ice cream:cookie dough cookie:sugar candy:pixie stix pie:apple or pumpkin cake:carvel? meat:good steak veggie:carrots fruit:bananna sandwhich:i eat everything drink:water
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About You.Name::joe Age::15 Sex::male Zodiac sign::leo Height::5'6" Hair Color::black Eye Color::brown Virgin::no Loka::i dont follow.... Single::yeah =/ White,Black::white Skinny::yes Chunky::no Fat::no Have you.....in the last week?smoked::no taken drugs::no Gotten High::no Drank Alchohol::no Gotten Sick::no Spelled people wrong::no Yelled at someone::yes Laughed::yes Slept::yes Gone on the computer::yes Played Sims::no Eaten Broccli::yes Put on makeup::no gone to the mall::yes Yes or No??Like to snowboard::hurts Like to wake up early::no Like ot sleep in late::i'm a vampire Like Skool::no Have a gf/bf::no Like to pass notes::i like to get them Like Soccer::yes Can Tumble::yes Like Doritoes::yes Likes dA COMP:wtf cAN WATER SKI::no Likes music::yes Likes People::some Likes doggs::yeah
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Basics...Name?:joe Age?:15 Gender?:male Character Basics...Name?:xxxxkillyourselfxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Age?:21 Gender?:female Race/Species?:punk rocker Hair color?:black with blue streaks Eye Color?:green Height?:5'0" Weight?:120 Wearing?:clothes Weapon of Choice?:breaks your heart Sexuality?:straight Romantic Interst?:me The fun begins...You're walking down a road, left fork or right fork?:left Is your path dark and tangled or light and clear?:light You come upon a hag, is she friendly or no?:yes You must rescue a princess, how do you feel?:pissed You find your way to the castle, is it easily accessible, or no?:no The castle is guarded by a dragon, do you try and fight it?:cut off his penis You get ast the dragon, do you cross a moat by drawbridge?:no The Riddlemaster stops you! Answer his questions honestly!Are you here to rescue the princess?:yes Were you sent by the hag?:no Are you willing to kill me to save her?:yes "Alright, second stair well on the left..." Do you go there straight away?:no You find the princess! Your feelings?:a little sexy... The princess says she loves you, your reaction?:makeout You and the princess are now getting married! Platinum bands, or gold?:stearling silver Honeymoon, Scotland or Hawaii?:japan You find out the princess is really the hag! Your reaction?:cut off her penis You end up all alone anyway... Where do you go?:home You're now on your deathbed, your final wish?:i wish i stayed with her Final words?:i'm frozen, your dead, and i love you
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What's one word that best describes them?:bi-polar Have you introduced yourself to them, or do you admire them from afar?:yeah i'm pretty sure she knows me Are they a celebrity?:not yet Are you talking about more than one person right now?:no Do they know how you feel?:she thinks i hate her Do they feel the same way?:probably not anymore Do you love them?:with everything i have Do you want to marry them?:dreaming my life away.... Do/Did you have a romantic relationship with them?:i did SEXDo you want to have sex with them?:yeah Would they be your first?:there were.... Would you want to try anything kinky with them?:not really If the only way to have sex with them was a threesom, would you still do it:no Have you had sex with them?:mhm Your FutureIf they asked you to marry them, would you?:yeah Do you know where you would live?:yes How many kids you would have?:2 Their genders?:girl boy Their names?:madaline/cameron What they would be when they grow up?:surfer/riders Are you married to them/do you have children with them?:i guess..... HateDo they know you exist?:yeah Have you discussed your feelings with them?:mhm If so, how did they react?:"no" Do you ever cry because you feel like you'll never be with them?:i did Do they like you as "a friend"?:i dont think so Did they use you for solely sex?:no If so, do you regret being with them?:no Is this an online crush?:no The EndThis is the last question... do you like them more or less now?:i love her
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Would you rather be a flamingo or a beetroot? Explain.:flamingo, there pink and punk rock Have you ever eaten anything when it was still alive?:no If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?:nyc/barcalona Write a random word. Just for fun.:skittle Your favourite song is...:fsd ; the moon is down You have four children. Two are girls, two are boys. What are they called?:madalin 1 madaline 2 cameron 1 cameron 2 Dance on my head. What dance are you doing?:she bangs Pick one: moose, cabbage, antelope, wardrobe, kipper. Explain your choice.:kipper sounds like ripper If you marry Elton John, he'll give you 2 million pounds. Would you do it?:wtf is a pound? lol You must stay married to him for a year to get the cash. Now would you?:no Would you rather run down the street naked, or be eaten by porcupines?:nakedness I love you. Do you love me too?:i'm not gonna fuck you! How old do you want to be when you die?:39 Name someone famous you would like to skewer with a tooth pick.:that kid from 7th heaven.... Tell me your biggest secret. Right now.:when i was 12 i killed a man...
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give your honest opinons of the following bands/singers... .nirvana:overrated britney spears:eh foo fighters:good good charlotte:very bad slipknot:trash avril lavigne:HOT coldplay:mellow simple plan:anoyying mest:never heard eve 6:bad goldfinger:not good anti-flag:punk christina aguilera:whore madonna:whorer red hot chilli peppers:good bodyjar:never heard alicia keys:overrated nelly:wtf kinda name is nelly kelly clarkson:whore mxpx:baddddd kittie:wtf is kittie system of a down:used to be good the beatles:good nofx:shite the distillers:she's sooo hot silverchair:i havnt heard them in years blink 182:catchy delta goodrem:never heard
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What is your favorite word?:shite What is your least favorite word?:no What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?:romantic nights What turns you off?:shitty mornings What is your favorite curse word?:shit What sound or noise do you love?:when she kiss's my neck What sound or noise do you hate?:when she drives away What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?:idk What profession would you not like to do?:crack whore If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at th:she's already waiting for you
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The BasicsDo you consider yourself Straight, Bisexual, Homosexual, or Pansexual?:straight Are you in a Relationship?:no Same sex or opposite sex?:opposite Your ViewsAre you comfortable with same sex relationships?:yeah Do You think Same sex couples should be allowed to get married?:yes Do you mind public displays of affection for same sex partners?:go ahead Do you think Same sex couples should be allowed to adopt children?:yeah ReligionAre you religious?:no If so, what are your views on homosexuality?:i'm not Do you think being a homosexual is a sin and condemns you to hell?:no Do you support homosexual relationships?:yeah
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Free movies for a year or free CDS for your life?:cd's School or work?:work Christmas or birthday?:christmas Peanut Butter M&MS,Regular M&Ms, or Peanut M&MS?:3 Dozen Roses or 3 boxes of chochlate?:1 Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts?:1 Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?:2 Vanilla Pepsi or Vanilla coke?:1 American Eagle or Abercromie and Fitch?:h&m Driving or flying?:driveing Roller skating or ice skating?:ice Apples or oranges?:apples Paris, France or Florence, Italy?:italy Punk'D or The Newlyweds?:neither Jay Leno or David Letterman?:conan! New York or LA?:nY AOL messenger or MSN messenger?:aol Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt or J.LO/Ben Affleck?:1 Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger?:neither leaf raking or snow shoveling?:2 black pen or blue pen?:1 WalMart or Target?:2 picnic under the stars or horse carriage in the park?:1 chochlate chip cookies or peanut butter cookies?:2 Kobe Bryant or Shaq?:neither basketball, baseball, or football?:baseball Hiliary Duff (Lizzie Mcguire) Or Lindsey Logan(Freaky Friday)?:1 French fries,curly fries, or tator tots?:tator tots are mad chill Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?:matty boy Phoebe, Monica, or Rachel(off of FRIENDS)?:sluts
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those things that say "moo", are they cows or beefs?:cows do you enjoy the saying 'like wo'?:no if yes, why? if not, what is wrong with you?:it's annoying, what is wo and why is this like it are you on crack?:heroin joe... if yes, is it imparing your judgement? if not, you should stop lying.:wtf, are you on crack do you enjoy DDR (dance dance revolution)?:yes if yes, are you addicted like wo? if not, what is wrong with you?:fuck you is your mom a hoe?:nope do you like the Rocky Horror Picture Show?:yes name of crush/significant other? (inanimate objects acceptable):she dosnt care about me anymore most over-used phrase on instant messeging service or in emails:sucks that..... what's that about your mom?:she's short how much did you make on your corner last night?:4.50 do you find george washington...easy?:IN MY PANTS
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Kris Roe:introduce myself adam:say hello Conor:say fuck you yo momma:whats for dinner Tony lavato:... benji:fag Chris C:fag Conor:you sing like an angellllllll Billy:lauren gave you strep Paul:hello Eminem:puss wanna fight? Snood DAWG:idk what a snood dawg is Fred durst:beat him up then steal his car Scooby doooo:blaze mad l's
If you were in a room with the following what would you do..? brought to you by BZOINK!
What is your favorite....food:chinese food place to eat:car in rain fast food joint:taco bell ice cream:cookie dough cookie:sugar candy:pixie stix pie:apple or pumpkin cake:carvel? meat:good steak veggie:carrots fruit:bananna sandwhich:i eat everything drink:water
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About You.Name::joe Age::15 Sex::male Zodiac sign::leo Height::5'6" Hair Color::black Eye Color::brown Virgin::no Loka::i dont follow.... Single::yeah =/ White,Black::white Skinny::yes Chunky::no Fat::no Have you.....in the last week?smoked::no taken drugs::no Gotten High::no Drank Alchohol::no Gotten Sick::no Spelled people wrong::no Yelled at someone::yes Laughed::yes Slept::yes Gone on the computer::yes Played Sims::no Eaten Broccli::yes Put on makeup::no gone to the mall::yes Yes or No??Like to snowboard::hurts Like to wake up early::no Like ot sleep in late::i'm a vampire Like Skool::no Have a gf/bf::no Like to pass notes::i like to get them Like Soccer::yes Can Tumble::yes Like Doritoes::yes Likes dA COMP:wtf cAN WATER SKI::no Likes music::yes Likes People::some Likes doggs::yeah
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Basics...Name?:joe Age?:15 Gender?:male Character Basics...Name?:xxxxkillyourselfxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Age?:21 Gender?:female Race/Species?:punk rocker Hair color?:black with blue streaks Eye Color?:green Height?:5'0" Weight?:120 Wearing?:clothes Weapon of Choice?:breaks your heart Sexuality?:straight Romantic Interst?:me The fun begins...You're walking down a road, left fork or right fork?:left Is your path dark and tangled or light and clear?:light You come upon a hag, is she friendly or no?:yes You must rescue a princess, how do you feel?:pissed You find your way to the castle, is it easily accessible, or no?:no The castle is guarded by a dragon, do you try and fight it?:cut off his penis You get ast the dragon, do you cross a moat by drawbridge?:no The Riddlemaster stops you! Answer his questions honestly!Are you here to rescue the princess?:yes Were you sent by the hag?:no Are you willing to kill me to save her?:yes "Alright, second stair well on the left..." Do you go there straight away?:no You find the princess! Your feelings?:a little sexy... The princess says she loves you, your reaction?:makeout You and the princess are now getting married! Platinum bands, or gold?:stearling silver Honeymoon, Scotland or Hawaii?:japan You find out the princess is really the hag! Your reaction?:cut off her penis You end up all alone anyway... Where do you go?:home You're now on your deathbed, your final wish?:i wish i stayed with her Final words?:i'm frozen, your dead, and i love you
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What's one word that best describes them?:bi-polar Have you introduced yourself to them, or do you admire them from afar?:yeah i'm pretty sure she knows me Are they a celebrity?:not yet Are you talking about more than one person right now?:no Do they know how you feel?:she thinks i hate her Do they feel the same way?:probably not anymore Do you love them?:with everything i have Do you want to marry them?:dreaming my life away.... Do/Did you have a romantic relationship with them?:i did SEXDo you want to have sex with them?:yeah Would they be your first?:there were.... Would you want to try anything kinky with them?:not really If the only way to have sex with them was a threesom, would you still do it:no Have you had sex with them?:mhm Your FutureIf they asked you to marry them, would you?:yeah Do you know where you would live?:yes How many kids you would have?:2 Their genders?:girl boy Their names?:madaline/cameron What they would be when they grow up?:surfer/riders Are you married to them/do you have children with them?:i guess..... HateDo they know you exist?:yeah Have you discussed your feelings with them?:mhm If so, how did they react?:"no" Do you ever cry because you feel like you'll never be with them?:i did Do they like you as "a friend"?:i dont think so Did they use you for solely sex?:no If so, do you regret being with them?:no Is this an online crush?:no The EndThis is the last question... do you like them more or less now?:i love her
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Would you rather be a flamingo or a beetroot? Explain.:flamingo, there pink and punk rock Have you ever eaten anything when it was still alive?:no If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?:nyc/barcalona Write a random word. Just for fun.:skittle Your favourite song is...:fsd ; the moon is down You have four children. Two are girls, two are boys. What are they called?:madalin 1 madaline 2 cameron 1 cameron 2 Dance on my head. What dance are you doing?:she bangs Pick one: moose, cabbage, antelope, wardrobe, kipper. Explain your choice.:kipper sounds like ripper If you marry Elton John, he'll give you 2 million pounds. Would you do it?:wtf is a pound? lol You must stay married to him for a year to get the cash. Now would you?:no Would you rather run down the street naked, or be eaten by porcupines?:nakedness I love you. Do you love me too?:i'm not gonna fuck you! How old do you want to be when you die?:39 Name someone famous you would like to skewer with a tooth pick.:that kid from 7th heaven.... Tell me your biggest secret. Right now.:when i was 12 i killed a man...
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Either/OrMath or Science?:science Christina Agulara or Micheal Jackson?:neither Hardcore Techno or Hardcore Country?:techno 8 hours with Siblings or Parents?:neither TV or Radio?:tv Bubblebath or Shower?:shower Your Fav?Person?:alissa Smell?:her old navy sweater Song?:tears in heaven Band?:fsf Movie?:trainspotting Survey? (hint: THIS ONE!!):not this one
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give your honest opinons of the following bands/singers... .nirvana:overrated britney spears:eh foo fighters:good good charlotte:very bad slipknot:trash avril lavigne:HOT coldplay:mellow simple plan:anoyying mest:never heard eve 6:bad goldfinger:not good anti-flag:punk christina aguilera:whore madonna:whorer red hot chilli peppers:good bodyjar:never heard alicia keys:overrated nelly:wtf kinda name is nelly kelly clarkson:whore mxpx:baddddd kittie:wtf is kittie system of a down:used to be good the beatles:good nofx:shite the distillers:she's sooo hot silverchair:i havnt heard them in years blink 182:catchy delta goodrem:never heard
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What is your favorite word?:shite What is your least favorite word?:no What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?:romantic nights What turns you off?:shitty mornings What is your favorite curse word?:shit What sound or noise do you love?:when she kiss's my neck What sound or noise do you hate?:when she drives away What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?:idk What profession would you not like to do?:crack whore If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at th:she's already waiting for you
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The BasicsDo you consider yourself Straight, Bisexual, Homosexual, or Pansexual?:straight Are you in a Relationship?:no Same sex or opposite sex?:opposite Your ViewsAre you comfortable with same sex relationships?:yeah Do You think Same sex couples should be allowed to get married?:yes Do you mind public displays of affection for same sex partners?:go ahead Do you think Same sex couples should be allowed to adopt children?:yeah ReligionAre you religious?:no If so, what are your views on homosexuality?:i'm not Do you think being a homosexual is a sin and condemns you to hell?:no Do you support homosexual relationships?:yeah
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Free movies for a year or free CDS for your life?:cd's School or work?:work Christmas or birthday?:christmas Peanut Butter M&MS,Regular M&Ms, or Peanut M&MS?:3 Dozen Roses or 3 boxes of chochlate?:1 Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts?:1 Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?:2 Vanilla Pepsi or Vanilla coke?:1 American Eagle or Abercromie and Fitch?:h&m Driving or flying?:driveing Roller skating or ice skating?:ice Apples or oranges?:apples Paris, France or Florence, Italy?:italy Punk'D or The Newlyweds?:neither Jay Leno or David Letterman?:conan! New York or LA?:nY AOL messenger or MSN messenger?:aol Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt or J.LO/Ben Affleck?:1 Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger?:neither leaf raking or snow shoveling?:2 black pen or blue pen?:1 WalMart or Target?:2 picnic under the stars or horse carriage in the park?:1 chochlate chip cookies or peanut butter cookies?:2 Kobe Bryant or Shaq?:neither basketball, baseball, or football?:baseball Hiliary Duff (Lizzie Mcguire) Or Lindsey Logan(Freaky Friday)?:1 French fries,curly fries, or tator tots?:tator tots are mad chill Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?:matty boy Phoebe, Monica, or Rachel(off of FRIENDS)?:sluts
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