Oh, Celeb gossip pages...
I blame Miranda for getting me addicted to useless, pointless celeb gossip sites. Seriously, they're like crack. I can't stop.
Though, sometimes, it does pay off and you find something particularly snarky or amusing.
Or, in this case, something you completely agree with:
"Maybe I'm a monster, but I just don't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston. Am I mistaken or wasn't she the one who didn't want a baby with Brad Pitt because she wanted to focus on her "career"? Honey, I don't know if anyone has told you this yet, but Friends was pretty much it for you. Your string of crappy movies won't make anyone forget that you got paid $1,000,000 an episode for one of the worst shows on television (quiet, ladies!). And it sure as hell won't make Brad Pitt forget that endless frustration with your marginal wife is no substitute for sweaty deviant sex with a beautiful and talented actress who wants a family. Who knows, maybe David Schwimmer will call you. And yes, I know he'll probably just ask for money again, but this time it may really be different."
- Taken from I Don't Like You In That Way (the archives, specifically)
*wipes eyes* Oh, that was fabulous.
Though, sometimes, it does pay off and you find something particularly snarky or amusing.
Or, in this case, something you completely agree with:
"Maybe I'm a monster, but I just don't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston. Am I mistaken or wasn't she the one who didn't want a baby with Brad Pitt because she wanted to focus on her "career"? Honey, I don't know if anyone has told you this yet, but Friends was pretty much it for you. Your string of crappy movies won't make anyone forget that you got paid $1,000,000 an episode for one of the worst shows on television (quiet, ladies!). And it sure as hell won't make Brad Pitt forget that endless frustration with your marginal wife is no substitute for sweaty deviant sex with a beautiful and talented actress who wants a family. Who knows, maybe David Schwimmer will call you. And yes, I know he'll probably just ask for money again, but this time it may really be different."
- Taken from I Don't Like You In That Way (the archives, specifically)
*wipes eyes* Oh, that was fabulous.