i am having a moment. . . ok moving on!
Today had to have been the most depressing day in a very long time. I have never felt so bad. I realized that I am horrible at job interviews. But instead I am going to fake it, and pretend I am ok by making my much much anticipated LJ post "My LJ Celeb Friends and Others". Now this post is not about how I have great friends and not how my life is a hallmark card.
"I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day"
Although one day we might kill each other, if it werent for her I would have not been forced to get a Myspace or Livejournal. She made me semi-cool! She doesnt really like Pitbull that much, but will not pass up on being in a photograph. She lives a secret life with her lover, Jacques. In the future you can see her on a new network that combines the Animal Planet, CNN, and MTV2.
If it werent for Joseph Alexander, where would any of us be, really? He is just amazing 24/7 and has no emotional problems, except for of course me! I would have never been to all these amazing parties and I would never have become the proud "Plus One" that I am today. Oh yea and he is OCD, and he still swears he doesnt have any emotional problems. Please lets not forget that Sex and Millions would have never been possible. OH and note to Perez Hilton and E! News , Baby there is an even hotter muthafucker about to take over!
She is all about the Dot Dots. She might not be a whore, but she was one in her past life. She actually enjoys long walks on the beach and is always looking for Mr. Right. She is the very rare romantic. Oh yea and her phone number is 786-555-PUNANI. HOLLA! The future Sue Johanson.
Oh dear its that girl! If it weren't for our conversations I would be an even more superficial and clueless person. She works hard and plays harder. She is always finding Mr. Asshole/Wrong/Stupid, but somehow they all make for interesting stories. She likes Asians, Really Really White Boys, Domincians, Indians, or Cubans. So basicially Fried Rice, White Rice, Frijoles Negros con Arroz, or Arroz con Pollo. Actually she really is not too fond of any of those Mr. Assholes, but she loves yellow rice! She will be on C-SPAN with the best outfit the Capitol will ever see in its lifetime.
Hi random picture! Well Joseph took this picture of me and the hottest guy ever my from a merengue band called Amarfis! We (FSU student body) were all gawking at him. He was so sweaty but can you see how happy I was to take a picture with him. I am sure he has already been in a MUN2 music video.
Sometimes Judith thinks she is Paris, which is the best thing ever. She is the classic boy crazy girl and always has really funny stories. She wants to be on E! True Hollywood Story, but we dont want any kind of tragedy.
No Michelle I did not forget you. Michelle can sow, do her physics homework, cry, watch a marlins baseball game, and eat cuban food all at the same time while her annoying bird screams for hours in her very Que Pasa USA household. She lives between Miami and the Keys, Michelle and her husband boyfriend have been together for a real long time. She is also my cousin from another aunt, and Nicholas Sparks is going to base his next book on her love life and then Lifetime will make the TV Movie.
My roomie Witknee! Besides the fact that I havent lived with her for over a year already I still refer to her as my roomie. We have bonded together over our love for the one and only Gael and the Gotti BOYS. We watched Y Tu Mama Tambien about 3 times in one day and drank margaritas. We drove to Boone so that she can leave Tall-a-nasty. We also bitch and complain about just about anything. And the guy in the pic is Andrew, he did not believe I lived in the Coconut Grove area and I had to give him my zip code. WTF!
Aww the way it was. My most favorite daughter Mickala. Her hair can entertain a tribe in West Africa and the VIP table at Prive. From our fat kid sessions at Cici's to borrowing my car to take Joseph to buy the new Mariah CD, she will always remain the daughter I will never had. Mickala is also from the Midwest and is still deeply in love with Joseph Alexander. Maybe PBS better yet the History Channel?
Our bonding moments are not about saving people from poverty, but more saving people from boredom. Although I have not known Natalie for a long time, we certainly now how to talk a whole lot of good insightful crap. She writes very enterntaining posts every single day. We have a shared love for John Waters, eventhough her knowledge of Waters exudes mine. In the future she will be on almost any TV network that she can talk about whatever she likes.
another random. His tattoo says slut. Not my friend. He is going to be on the next episode of Inked on TLC.
Thanks to Danielle I met the guy with the Slut tattoo. Also I thought Danielle was cool since she was from New Jersey, so we were good buddies in middle school. We later on became roomies, and always bond by watching TV shows via Le DVDs. She learned how annoying I can be and what a sensitive nose I have. Also we ate too much Moes and saved way too many Moes kids cups. Oh yea we partake in plently of booze consumption and riding dirty! I smell a reality show on MTV???
Ok so I barely know Margo, but through LJ and listening to her daily Song of the Day, there is a mini-bond. Also she use to be a childhood friend, but we realized this now. I cannot forget to mention her amazing photography skills and being able to take a picture of me and make me look fabulous and organic. I still have it as my Myspace default picture and I can't seem to change it. She will leave to LA soon and if she gets connections soon, maybe just maybe I get become someone's gopher/PA through her connections. Its a joke people, well not really. She will probably be on HBO talking about the casting or music of a movie.
She always wants to get loose and then fight a bitch. You can find her at any club that she can get in for free and most likely Rolly Polie Olliiie will get her in. Her name Maylin or you can call her may, or whatever. She is a swinger and has been seen in various pornos, but they are all home vidoes she has made. Ok this isnt true, but it sure is funny. Mos def you can catch May on MegaTV this week only!
The girl holding the HUGE purse is none other than Lucy. "Dont get mad if you can't get luz". My limeade-lets-go-eat-get-drunk-with-grain-alcohol-pass-out-and-watch-oprah homegurl. She is soon to be an amazing hairstylist so watch out! She will be giving over bleached women makeovers on Extreme Makeover.
so this is it. it might not feel complete.
"I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day"
Although one day we might kill each other, if it werent for her I would have not been forced to get a Myspace or Livejournal. She made me semi-cool! She doesnt really like Pitbull that much, but will not pass up on being in a photograph. She lives a secret life with her lover, Jacques. In the future you can see her on a new network that combines the Animal Planet, CNN, and MTV2.
If it werent for Joseph Alexander, where would any of us be, really? He is just amazing 24/7 and has no emotional problems, except for of course me! I would have never been to all these amazing parties and I would never have become the proud "Plus One" that I am today. Oh yea and he is OCD, and he still swears he doesnt have any emotional problems. Please lets not forget that Sex and Millions would have never been possible. OH and note to Perez Hilton and E! News , Baby there is an even hotter muthafucker about to take over!
She is all about the Dot Dots. She might not be a whore, but she was one in her past life. She actually enjoys long walks on the beach and is always looking for Mr. Right. She is the very rare romantic. Oh yea and her phone number is 786-555-PUNANI. HOLLA! The future Sue Johanson.
Oh dear its that girl! If it weren't for our conversations I would be an even more superficial and clueless person. She works hard and plays harder. She is always finding Mr. Asshole/Wrong/Stupid, but somehow they all make for interesting stories. She likes Asians, Really Really White Boys, Domincians, Indians, or Cubans. So basicially Fried Rice, White Rice, Frijoles Negros con Arroz, or Arroz con Pollo. Actually she really is not too fond of any of those Mr. Assholes, but she loves yellow rice! She will be on C-SPAN with the best outfit the Capitol will ever see in its lifetime.
Hi random picture! Well Joseph took this picture of me and the hottest guy ever my from a merengue band called Amarfis! We (FSU student body) were all gawking at him. He was so sweaty but can you see how happy I was to take a picture with him. I am sure he has already been in a MUN2 music video.
Sometimes Judith thinks she is Paris, which is the best thing ever. She is the classic boy crazy girl and always has really funny stories. She wants to be on E! True Hollywood Story, but we dont want any kind of tragedy.
No Michelle I did not forget you. Michelle can sow, do her physics homework, cry, watch a marlins baseball game, and eat cuban food all at the same time while her annoying bird screams for hours in her very Que Pasa USA household. She lives between Miami and the Keys, Michelle and her husband boyfriend have been together for a real long time. She is also my cousin from another aunt, and Nicholas Sparks is going to base his next book on her love life and then Lifetime will make the TV Movie.
My roomie Witknee! Besides the fact that I havent lived with her for over a year already I still refer to her as my roomie. We have bonded together over our love for the one and only Gael and the Gotti BOYS. We watched Y Tu Mama Tambien about 3 times in one day and drank margaritas. We drove to Boone so that she can leave Tall-a-nasty. We also bitch and complain about just about anything. And the guy in the pic is Andrew, he did not believe I lived in the Coconut Grove area and I had to give him my zip code. WTF!
Aww the way it was. My most favorite daughter Mickala. Her hair can entertain a tribe in West Africa and the VIP table at Prive. From our fat kid sessions at Cici's to borrowing my car to take Joseph to buy the new Mariah CD, she will always remain the daughter I will never had. Mickala is also from the Midwest and is still deeply in love with Joseph Alexander. Maybe PBS better yet the History Channel?
Our bonding moments are not about saving people from poverty, but more saving people from boredom. Although I have not known Natalie for a long time, we certainly now how to talk a whole lot of good insightful crap. She writes very enterntaining posts every single day. We have a shared love for John Waters, eventhough her knowledge of Waters exudes mine. In the future she will be on almost any TV network that she can talk about whatever she likes.
another random. His tattoo says slut. Not my friend. He is going to be on the next episode of Inked on TLC.
Thanks to Danielle I met the guy with the Slut tattoo. Also I thought Danielle was cool since she was from New Jersey, so we were good buddies in middle school. We later on became roomies, and always bond by watching TV shows via Le DVDs. She learned how annoying I can be and what a sensitive nose I have. Also we ate too much Moes and saved way too many Moes kids cups. Oh yea we partake in plently of booze consumption and riding dirty! I smell a reality show on MTV???
Ok so I barely know Margo, but through LJ and listening to her daily Song of the Day, there is a mini-bond. Also she use to be a childhood friend, but we realized this now. I cannot forget to mention her amazing photography skills and being able to take a picture of me and make me look fabulous and organic. I still have it as my Myspace default picture and I can't seem to change it. She will leave to LA soon and if she gets connections soon, maybe just maybe I get become someone's gopher/PA through her connections. Its a joke people, well not really. She will probably be on HBO talking about the casting or music of a movie.
She always wants to get loose and then fight a bitch. You can find her at any club that she can get in for free and most likely Rolly Polie Olliiie will get her in. Her name Maylin or you can call her may, or whatever. She is a swinger and has been seen in various pornos, but they are all home vidoes she has made. Ok this isnt true, but it sure is funny. Mos def you can catch May on MegaTV this week only!
The girl holding the HUGE purse is none other than Lucy. "Dont get mad if you can't get luz". My limeade-lets-go-eat-get-drunk-with-grain-alcohol-pass-out-and-watch-oprah homegurl. She is soon to be an amazing hairstylist so watch out! She will be giving over bleached women makeovers on Extreme Makeover.
so this is it. it might not feel complete.