~head explodes~ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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Is anyone familiar with what the noise laws are for apartment buildings? Because I can't handle listening to this Shakira song, at this retarded volume.. on repeat, over 10 times consecutively, starting as early as 8:30am ANY MORE! This is torture, pure, torture. I've tried to be a good girl and just let it slide, but this is becoming an everyday thing with my neighbors upstairs, and now I have to do something about it. I'm unable to sleep in the mornings as it wakes me up and it's completely disturbing and annoying. If only I could sleep log-esque like my darling Matt ~le very frustrated sigh~ Yesterday, in a desperate attempt, I shoved wads of toilet paper in my ears to keep this ear poison at bay. I know! how lame, but I don't have ear plugs and I was quite close to just doing myself in. The toilet paper did nothing but make me look pathetic. Please for the love of motherless goats, I hope I find that there are rules against this shit. I'm going to go drown myself in piles of pillows and blankets to help stop this madness. ~grumpily shuffles off~

Edit: Well it seems we've graduated from Shakira, to a combination or horrible, slow, country ballads and spastic calypso. GOODIE. Please make it end.