Well, don't I feel like a fucking tool...
And the subject title has absolutely no relivance to this what so ever...
Start at 100% and take away a percentage for every item that you've done before and use the final value as your subject. Make each one that you've done bold too.
Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally/sexually harassed.
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Been hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100 Yes's or No's
You can ONLY say yes or no.
You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING
But I'm going to anyway!!
1. Taken a picture naked? er... kinda... everybody's seen these pictures!!!
2. Painted your room? Nope
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Yes
4. Drove a car? No
5. Danced in front of your mirror? No
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? No
8. Stole money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? No
10. Been in a fist fight? No
11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone of the same sex? No
13. Been arrested? No
14. Made out with a stranger? No
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? ... what?
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? No
19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? No
23. Slept in until 3? Hahaha, hells yes =P
24. Miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? No
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident that you didnt cause? No
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? No
39. Been the person doing the crime? No
40. Pole danced? No
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt so sick you thought you might die? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
46. Sang karaoke? No
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Had sex in a park? No
53. Had a dream where you were married? No
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Popsicle, yes. Flag pole, no =P
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? No
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Ew, no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes, but I do anyway n.n
61. Played chicken? What?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
64. Broken a bone? No
65. Been easily amused? Ooo, a piece of candy!
66. Laughed so hard you cried? No
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Hehehe... Yes
68. Cheated on a test? No
69: Forgotten someone's name? Hells yes!
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? No
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? EW!! No
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No
80. Been cheated on? Yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? Er... not technically...
86. Did drugs? No
87. Had detention and not attend it? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Not that I know of...
90. Cried about someone? Yes
91. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No
92. Dated someone you didn't even like? No
93. Had/Have a dog? No
95. Own an instrument? No
96. Been in band? No
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
98. Broken a CD? Yes
99. Shot a gun? No
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Yes
Start at 100% and take away a percentage for every item that you've done before and use the final value as your subject. Make each one that you've done bold too.
Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally/sexually harassed.
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Been hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100 Yes's or No's
You can ONLY say yes or no.
You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING
But I'm going to anyway!!
1. Taken a picture naked? er... kinda... everybody's seen these pictures!!!
2. Painted your room? Nope
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Yes
4. Drove a car? No
5. Danced in front of your mirror? No
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? No
8. Stole money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? No
10. Been in a fist fight? No
11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone of the same sex? No
13. Been arrested? No
14. Made out with a stranger? No
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? ... what?
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? No
19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? No
23. Slept in until 3? Hahaha, hells yes =P
24. Miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? No
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident that you didnt cause? No
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? No
39. Been the person doing the crime? No
40. Pole danced? No
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt so sick you thought you might die? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
46. Sang karaoke? No
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Had sex in a park? No
53. Had a dream where you were married? No
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Popsicle, yes. Flag pole, no =P
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? No
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Ew, no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes, but I do anyway n.n
61. Played chicken? What?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
64. Broken a bone? No
65. Been easily amused? Ooo, a piece of candy!
66. Laughed so hard you cried? No
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Hehehe... Yes
68. Cheated on a test? No
69: Forgotten someone's name? Hells yes!
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? No
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? EW!! No
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No
80. Been cheated on? Yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? Er... not technically...
86. Did drugs? No
87. Had detention and not attend it? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Not that I know of...
90. Cried about someone? Yes
91. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No
92. Dated someone you didn't even like? No
93. Had/Have a dog? No
95. Own an instrument? No
96. Been in band? No
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
98. Broken a CD? Yes
99. Shot a gun? No
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Yes