hahahahahaha
MY BUTT IS BIG
and round liket he letter c
and ton thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that's just fine.
it's a space heater
for my side of the bed
it's my ambassador
to those who walk begind me
it's a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
my but is big
and that's just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
just do it.nike
I HAVE THUNDER THIGHS
and that's a compliment
because they are stong
and toned
and muscular
and though they are unwelcome
in the petite section
they are cheered on in marathons.
fifty years from now
i'll bounce a grandchild on my thunder thighs
and then i'll go out for a run.
just do it.nike
now not saying that i have thunder thighs or a big butt but i just thought that that was funny! i mom left them for me to read this morning and it totally made my day:D!!
and round liket he letter c
and ton thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that's just fine.
it's a space heater
for my side of the bed
it's my ambassador
to those who walk begind me
it's a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
my but is big
and that's just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
just do it.nike
I HAVE THUNDER THIGHS
and that's a compliment
because they are stong
and toned
and muscular
and though they are unwelcome
in the petite section
they are cheered on in marathons.
fifty years from now
i'll bounce a grandchild on my thunder thighs
and then i'll go out for a run.
just do it.nike
now not saying that i have thunder thighs or a big butt but i just thought that that was funny! i mom left them for me to read this morning and it totally made my day:D!!