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This type of thing is happening a lot. Someone goes off on a tangent and says "your mommy never bought you [whatever] and now you want to die", and then seem to forget I never mentioned [whatever] in the first place. Then they tell me I'm a piece of shit for killing myself over it. It's like they forget they're the one that mentioned [whatever] in

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[anonymous]

[anonymous]

Yes, I fixed it.

[snoz_berry]

wow that must have taken a while.

[anonymous]

Not really.
http://www.soosed.com/lj/

[zarathus]

OH MY GOD I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THIS GREAT IDEA SOONER MAYBE THAT WAY THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE AND EVERYONE WOULD THINK THEY ARE HAPPY WHEN THEY ARE NOT BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE THEY STILL THINK THEY'RE HAPPY BUT LOLOLO THATS OKAY BECAUSE THIS POST OF YOURS BRINGS THE WORLD EXTRA INTELLIGENCE FOR THE PEOPLE LACKING POTATO SHELTERS AND OTHER SUCH ITEMS OF MINIMAL DISTRUTCTION TO THE UNIVERSAL PORTAL OF TOILETRY I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL BE SO HAPPY THEY WILL THINK THEY UNDERSTAND THIS POST WHEN REALLY THEY DON'T AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS BUT THAT MAKES SKINKS ANGRY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LEGS AND CHILDREN SING ON THE TV WHILE FORBIDDEN TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT IS SO ILLEGAL THAT NATIONAL CUPS OF TEA SMELL LIKE OLD DUCK WINGS WHICH SMELL VERY UNPLEASANT LIVEJOURNAL IS CRUSHING UNDER THE FETUS OF ANGER WHICH CANNOT BE SEEN BY THE AVERAGE HUMAN BUT I AM SO GREAT AND NOT AVERAGE THAT I CAN SEE IT BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AND BECAUSE I AM TALKING ABOUT

[anonymous]

Die furry.

[zarathus]

I'll be sure to do so!
...Eventually.