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So, the novel Devil May Cry 2 came out a little while ago (although very overdue). It's fortunately not a novelization of the second game; it takes place between the first and second games. There's one part that stands out for making me lol in the breakroom while reading it.
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"Come, you insolent traitor! You who dare defy Lord Mundus. Be proud to die at my hand!"
Dante rolled his eyes. Why do the bad guys always talk like that? Nobody ever talks like that outside of this sort of thing. Does she order like that at restaurants? When she need a spare square from the next stall, does she order her neighbor to deliver unto her a toilet roll of purest silk or face her wrath?
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So, yeah. In other news, I've caught a cold. The other two cake decorators have had it and now I do, too. On my day off, no less.
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"Come, you insolent traitor! You who dare defy Lord Mundus. Be proud to die at my hand!"
Dante rolled his eyes. Why do the bad guys always talk like that? Nobody ever talks like that outside of this sort of thing. Does she order like that at restaurants? When she need a spare square from the next stall, does she order her neighbor to deliver unto her a toilet roll of purest silk or face her wrath?
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So, yeah. In other news, I've caught a cold. The other two cake decorators have had it and now I do, too. On my day off, no less.