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The baby gets the hiccups every time I eat. It's cute and annoying.
Last night into this morning I had the most excruciating backache and quote "fake labor pains" ever. It occurred to me then that this baby is going to be born sometime in the next five weeks. And it's making its debut from my vagina. Ridiculous. Who thought of that?
Anyway, I took my first dose of tylenol in the past eight months. Then I slept for three hours. What a pussy.
In other news, I hate girls.
toodles.