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ABOUT YOU
x. your full name: Valius Penius Maximus
x. age: 24 (for 9 more days :/)
x. height: 6'
x. natural hair color: Naturally blonde.
x. eye color: Blue.
x. number of siblings: Only child.
x. glasses/contacts: I'll pass.
x. piercings: Suck.
x. tattoos: My skin's way too pretty.
x. braces: I prefer belts.

FAVORITE
x. color: Abstain.
x. band: Talking Heads.
x. song: C'mon, like I could narrow it down.
x. stuffed animal: All mine are still alive. :(
x. video game: Ant Wars!$@ :D
x. television show: Judge Judy. Yes, I'm taking the piss. :P
x. movie: 28 Days Later
x. book: Revolt in 2100 (Robert A Heinline)
x. food: Occasionally.
x. game on a cell phone: Fuck 8 bit java shit man, I barely ever remember where my phone IS. :(
x. cd cover: Abstain.
x. flower: Amorphophallus titanum (Aka: Corpse flower)
x. scent: Coffeeee. :D
x. animal: Canines. Big ones. Not rat-dogs, they're too small and should be catagorised as cats.
x. comic book: Aliens (Darkhorse Comics), JTHM.
x. cereal: Are you fucking serious? Who eats that shit?
x. website: (insert random porn site here)
x. cartoon: The Weekenders! :)
x. play an instrument: Horzpipe.

x. watch television more than 60 hours a week: I'd safely say less than six hours a week.
x. like to sing: Not really.
x. have a job: I'm a professional bum (ie: student).
x. have a cell phone: It's 2005, wake up.
x. like to play sports: I have a crapload of trophies from sports, they're in a box in the shed because .. well, sports have no purpose in the real world. :)
x. have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes, but always open to suggestion .. ;)
x. have a crush on someone: Perhaps.
x. have more than five televisions in your house: Nope, two.
x. have any special talents/skills: Autofellatio?
x. exercise daily: I try to keep it to every second day, but I get lax++ .. :(
x. like school: School was teh suck.

CAN YOU
x. sing the alphabet backwards: Nope.
x. stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Yes.
x. speak any other languages: Plenty.
x. go a day without food: I do, often.
x. stay up for more than 24 hours: I haven't in a while, but used to make a habit of it.
x. read music, not just tabs: It's been ten plus years, so probably not.
x. roll your tongue: Yerp.
x. eat a whole pizza: Fo shizzle.

HAVE YOU EVER
x. snuck out of the house: Nup.
x. cried to get out of trouble: Nope.
x. gotten lost in your city: Fuck yes, I get lost in my own suburb man. :/
x. seen a shooting star: Statistically, every 68 seconds and it's not a star.
x. been to any other countries besides your own: England
x. had a serious surgery: Not even minor.
x. stolen something important to someone else: Virginities?

x. solved a rubiks cube: By ripping the stickers off and replacing them in record time and freaking my parents out making them think their son was a genius. I was always told I found the easy way out. I think solving the problem by lateral thought deserves more merit than fiddling with it forever. :P

x. gone out in public in your pajamas: Daily. Only in my front yard.

x. cried over a girl: Cry?
x. cried over a boy: Ay pitty da foo.
x. kissed a random stranger: Yes.
x. hugged a random stranger: Yes.
x. been in a fist fight: Plenty.
x. been arrested: I'm a fast runner. :/
x. done drugs: Prohibited?
x. had alcohol: Yes.
x. laughed & had milk come out of your nose: Uhm, who drinks milk?
x. pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Including the emergency one by mistake. :/
x. gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc.: Nope.
x. swore at your parents: I let slip with the fucks more than my poor red little cheeks can tolerate, I only realise once it's too late and I loosed a volley of language that'd teach sailors new nomenclature. My mother tends to just pretend it wasn't said. :P
x. been to warped tour: Wtf?
x. kicked a guy where it hurts: Yep.
x. been in love: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
x. been close to love: Uhm?
x. been to a casino: Yep.
x. ran over an animal & killed it: Yep.
x. broken a bone: Plenty.
x. gotten stiches: On occasion.
x. had a waterballoon fight in winter: Nope.
x. drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: Nope.
x. made homemade muffins: Heh, nope.
x. bitten someone: Often.
x. been to disneyland/disneyworld: No thanks.
x. more than five times: Asphyxiate on my penis.
x. been to niagra falls: Uhm, I can think of better places to hang out.
x. gotten the chicken pox: Nope, rubella though, that sucked.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
x. saw a movie in theatres: Too long. :(
x. read a book: Just before I started this gay quiz.
x. had a snow day: It doesn't snow here often.
x. had a party: Way too long ago.
x. had a slumber party: See above.
x. made fun of someone: I am reading this because I am stupid. Hah, see, made fun of you just then! :D
x. tripped in front of someone: About a year ago? Very rare.
x. went to the grocery store: Nfi.
x. got sick: Nfi.
x. cursed: Are you fucking serious?

PICK ONE
x. fruit/vegitables: Fruit.
x. black/white: White.
x. lights on/lights off: Off.
x. television/movie: Movie.
x. car/truck: Car.
x. body spray/lotion: Lotion?
x. cash/check: Cash.
x. pillows/blankets: Pillows.
x. headache/stomach ache: Stomach ache.
x. paint/charcoal: Paint.
x. chinese food/mexican food: Chungwah.
x. summer/winter: Winter.
x. snow/rain: Rain.
x. fog/misty: Uhm, both?
x. rock/rap: Rock.
x. boy/girl: Girl.
x. chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate.
x. sprinkles/icing: Icing.
x. cake/pie: Cake.
x. french toast/french fries: French Fries.
x. strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
x. ocean/swimming pool: Ocean.
x. hugs/kisses: Kisses.
x. cookies/muffins: Biscuits.
x. wallet/pocket: Pocket.
x. window/door: Window.
x. cat/dog: Dog.
x. pants/shorts: Pants.
x. spring/autumn: Autumn.
x. clouds/clear sky: Clouds.

FRIENDSHIP
x. how many friends do you have: More than I can remember the names of. :/
x. do you have a best friend: Define best?
x. do you have more guy friends or more girl friends: I'd say about equal.
x. have you ever lost a friend: As in et mortus? Yeah, a few.
x. have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend: Yes.
x. what is an inside joke between you & a friend: Fuck up you drivelling boring quiz of doom and just fucking end.
x. have you ever gotten into a big argument with a friend: Yes.
x. were guns involved: Of course.
x. what is the nicest thing you have ever done for a friend:

Ok, that's it. The end. There is like another two pages of this drivel, no one's interested, not you, not me, so let's just call it a day. :)