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so i really hate my job.
not only because is it so mundane that it makes my head feel numb but for the sheer fact that i feel like a nanny
i am constantly chasing down residents as they try an escape from the facility
i am constantly tellling people who they are
that no we are not a bank
no i don't know where your dog is
and for that matter i don't know where they put your string
i am sorry that i upset you
you live in room 404 mrs. schibaley
but telling your father (whom i'm going to assume is dead...) on me is not going to solve anything
no i don't have any candy
and when i said that you can only go outside if you stay where i can see you, i meant it
yesterday they took them to the tigers game
they left in a seafoam green handicap bus
with the words, "god's love bus"
def plastered up on it.
no seriously.
not only because is it so mundane that it makes my head feel numb but for the sheer fact that i feel like a nanny
i am constantly chasing down residents as they try an escape from the facility
i am constantly tellling people who they are
that no we are not a bank
no i don't know where your dog is
and for that matter i don't know where they put your string
i am sorry that i upset you
you live in room 404 mrs. schibaley
but telling your father (whom i'm going to assume is dead...) on me is not going to solve anything
no i don't have any candy
and when i said that you can only go outside if you stay where i can see you, i meant it
yesterday they took them to the tigers game
they left in a seafoam green handicap bus
with the words, "god's love bus"
def plastered up on it.
no seriously.