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Hi, your name is?
Asher.
Who are you dating?
I'm married. To my work?
Will this weekend be a good one?
How should I know?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was in a car.
Do you think that you will be in a relationship three years from now?
I'm incapable of being in one of those. Unless we're still talking work.
What are you wearing right now?
Not a thing.
Favorite place to be?
Home.
Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for?
And so it begins...
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
I guess?
Would you take someone back who cheated on you?
No.
Did anything "cute" happen today?
...what?
Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
Sure.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.
What woke you up this morning?
My alarm, and it wasn't this morning.
How many piercings do you have?
None.
Have you ever been kissed in a car?
Uh-huh.
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
I doubt there would be any need to.
What should you be doing right now?
Anything but this?
Have you made another person cry in the past week?
Maybe.
What was the last thing you saw on TV?
There's a Top Model marathon on.
What was the last thing you said out loud?
"I'm on it." Clearly, I was lying.
Was today a good day?
It's not even 8 yet.
What is something you want right now?
I'm good.
Would you ever run naked in the rain with the love of your life?
Is that how people are expressing their love these days? I know even less than I thought.
Which do you think is worse: 15 pounds underweight or overweight?
I don't care.
Asher.
Who are you dating?
I'm married. To my work?
Will this weekend be a good one?
How should I know?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was in a car.
Do you think that you will be in a relationship three years from now?
I'm incapable of being in one of those. Unless we're still talking work.
What are you wearing right now?
Not a thing.
Favorite place to be?
Home.
Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for?
And so it begins...
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
I guess?
Would you take someone back who cheated on you?
No.
Did anything "cute" happen today?
...what?
Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
Sure.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.
What woke you up this morning?
My alarm, and it wasn't this morning.
How many piercings do you have?
None.
Have you ever been kissed in a car?
Uh-huh.
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
I doubt there would be any need to.
What should you be doing right now?
Anything but this?
Have you made another person cry in the past week?
Maybe.
What was the last thing you saw on TV?
There's a Top Model marathon on.
What was the last thing you said out loud?
"I'm on it." Clearly, I was lying.
Was today a good day?
It's not even 8 yet.
What is something you want right now?
I'm good.
Would you ever run naked in the rain with the love of your life?
Is that how people are expressing their love these days? I know even less than I thought.
Which do you think is worse: 15 pounds underweight or overweight?
I don't care.