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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I stole elfin1980's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I bought porn for cootersgrl (-10 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I helped lady_heather across the street (6 points). Last week stle_matt and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-99 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
_cjd_